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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	4807
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Towns Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6292	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mines Excavated:	3488	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9744	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	2612
Players Killed by Monsters:	6044	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runes Activated:	6

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Farms Harvested:	440
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25570

ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, booming, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fabulous, Fairness, feeling, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, smp, spicy, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Azusa, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hifumi, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Mari, Mashiro, Minecraft, Natsu, PVs, Reisa, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, set, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
New Chunks Explored:	213068	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7841	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

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