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Seth MacFarlane Minecraft SMP Mastermind

ACCUSATION, Band, baskin robbins, Celebrity, controversial, creepy guy, dumbfounded, entertainment industry, family wealth, hard pill to swallow, Inheritance, macfarlane, mastermind, Minecraft, net worth, Popularity, power, Reality, senior executive, Seth, Seth MacFarlane, smp, trust fund, Wealthy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	965894
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	167

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where we embrace the absurdity of life, just like Seth MacFarlane embracing his trust fund band status.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!

RejectedTruthCraft

completely true, controversial, hard pill to swallow, hard to accept, hard truth, harsh reality, harshly condemned, harshly criticized, harshly denied, harshly opposed, harshly rejected, inconvenient truth, misunderstood, Overlooked, RejectedTruthCraft, undeniable fact, undeniable truth, unpopular opinion, widely dismissed, widely disputed, widely rejected

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Items Found:	2837
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the existence of flying pigs! That’s right, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, leaving a trail of bacon behind them. But be careful, because these bacon-wielding pigs are not to be messed with – they have a taste for revenge!

If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!

KurskNukeDefend Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, IStories, Kursk nuclear plant, KurskNukeDefend, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Plant, preparedness, Reports, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Kursk but with blocks and swords instead of tanks and guns! ukrainian troops are approaching the nuclear plant and it’s up to you to defend it with your pixelated might! build epic fortresses, wield powerful weapons, and show those ukrainians who’s boss in this intense virtual showdown! join now for a chance to save the day and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKremlinWarzone

CraftyKremlinWarzone, defense budget, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, emergency funds, financial crisis, financial reserves, fiscal policy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global relations, government spending, international conflict, liquid reserves, MONEY, national wealth fund, resource depletion, russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	6725
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more liquid reserves than russia!! we are ballin’ out of control and the war in ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! our players are so rich they build diamond houses and ride on golden pigs. join us and be part of the most lit server in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #wealthfundgoals #minecraftballers #russiawhocares

BirdsNotAimingShit

Aiming, airborne, Animal Behavior, avian, Birds, BirdsNotAimingShit, Blessing, cleanliness, excrement, feces, flying, funny, Gratitude, humor, Messy, Nature, Projectile, Relief, SKY, thankful, wildlife

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Crops Grown:	2143	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can build and destroy to your heart’s content! we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. but don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are ready to defend our land with their deadly pecking skills.

if you join now, you can ride on the back of a flying pig and explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep. beware of the evil unicorns who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glitter.

but fear not, because we have a team of friendly dragons who will protect you and guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

AsteriaMC

PvP, Survival, Survival SMP Java Rollback Grief logging Sethome MMORPG Faction Economy PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Towny Hardcore Whitelist Vanilla RPG Adventure Parkour Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Asteria is a 1.21 Survival SMP for Java! We feature rollback and grief logging features for your convenience! We also have /sethome and other variously nice features…

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Magic Clouds SMP – Where the only thing whiter than the sky is our player list! Join now!

Active, Bases, bedrock, Clouds, Custom, Datapacks, decoration, Event, Events, FRIDAY, Items, java, Join, list, Magic, Minecraft, player, Player Base, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Server, server-wide., SKY, smp, Survival, TEXTURED, WHITER

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

How to join	Use the link in the Discord bio
Version	1.21 Java/Bedrock
Description	A fun survival Minecraft server with an active player base working on large projects and bases
Unique Additions	Custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins
Events	Server-wide events every 2 weeks
Minecraft version	Both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply use the link in the Discord bio to join.

2. What Minecraft versions are supported?

Both Bedrock and Java players can join.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, we have custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins to enhance gameplay.

4. How often are server-wide events held?

Server-wide events are planned every 2 weeks, with the first one scheduled for this Friday.

Mom’s Not the Admin Minecraft Server

acceptance, ADMIN, Adulthood, appreciation, cherish, coming to terms, family, Grief, growing up, Life Changes, life lessons, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, mom, moms, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality realization, parental bond, perspective, Realizing, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Towns Built:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	151974	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	241	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can let loose and live out your wildest dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the craziest structures, unleash chaos on unsuspecting players, and even start a llama army to take over the server!

But that’s not all, we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of talking animals who will give you quests to complete.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it!

BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP

#Automotive, #metallic, automobile, Bugatti, BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP, CAR, color, Customization, design, Exotic, expensive, fast car, high end, high performance, luxury, paint job, Sleek, SPEED, sports car, supercar, Vehicle

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of driving your Bugatti around in single player mode with no one to show off to? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and show off your Bugatti in all its pixelated glory while racing against other players in epic car battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground Bugatti racing league where players compete for the title of Bugatti Champion. Rumor has it that the winner gets a real-life Bugatti delivered to their doorstep by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and rev up those Bugattis for the ride of a lifetime!

HotDogRescueCraft

animal rights, animal welfare, bystander effect, bystander intervention, car safety, community responsibility, dog in hot car, dog left alone, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, good samaritan, hot weather, HotDogRescueCraft, intervention, legal implications, Overheating, pet in danger, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, Public Safety, social responsibility

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Towns Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	1550	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Just like the time I encountered a dog in a hot car, this server will have you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a chance to rescue virtual dogs from hot cars, but be warned – some players may accuse you of being “creepy” for trying to help. Don’t worry, our server has a built-in drama detector to keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of calling the virtual police on players who leave their virtual pets in danger, all while navigating through intense Spanish-speaking encounters. Who knew saving dogs could be so action-packed?

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can be a hero one minute and a misunderstood villain the next, join us now! Just remember to keep your windows down and your dogs safe.

NoKidsNoCreepers

alternative paths, career focus, childfree, emotional readiness, environmental impact, financial concerns, freedom, fulfillment, future plans, health reasons, individual preferences, Lifestyle, long-term commitments, NoKidsNoCreepers, parenting responsibilities, personal choice, reasons for not having kids, relationship dynamics, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal pressures

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	146

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as irresponsible as you want without any consequences! Build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even start a llama racing league! Who needs kids when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and zero diaper changes? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

SurvivalCage

Adventure, Balanced, banned, dream team, Enhanced, Environment, fair, Fun, Gaming, Justice, Minecraft, multiplayer, rules, SCDevs, SCDevs team, Server, Survival, SurvivalCage, Vanilla, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	263
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6112

Hello there!

Welcome to SurvivalCage, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience. You’re about to embark on a journey like no other, where every aspect of the game has been finely tuned to provide the best survival adventure you’ve ever encountered. Many start their Minecraft journey in single-player mode, but the true magic unfolds in the world of multiplayer servers. And here at “SurvivalCage,” we pride ourselves on being the climax of that experience. Our server offers a meticulously balanced environment, ensuring an unparalleled enhanced-vanilla experience.

The SCDevs team, the masterminds behind SurvivalCage, have poured their heart and soul into crafting this server just for you. Our team works in perfect harmony, earning the title of the “dream team.” We are dedicated to providing a seamless and enjoyable gaming experience.

Justice is our cornerstone. We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior. Our rules are enforced rigorously, no matter who you are. Whether you’re best friends with an admin or a major donor, if you hack, you’re BANNED. We uphold our rules strictly to ensure a fair and fun environment for all.

Join the adventure and be part of something extraordinary at SurvivalCage

ms.survivalcage.com