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DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Rune Stones Activated:	8

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mines Excavated:	3014	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	124
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	New Chunks Explored:	616459

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER