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WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Animals Bred:	68	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	99	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	1764	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	726

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Animals Bred:	112
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5385
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Buildings Constructed:	48
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	221	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!