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Sea gate hate thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of your hard drive dying on you every three years like clockwork? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, even our hard drives have unlimited lives! Join us and never worry about losing your precious data again – unless a creeper blows it up, of course. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on ancient hard drive burial grounds, giving your data extra protection against any digital demons that may try to corrupt it. So come join us and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

ScreenPoke Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5133	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!

Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!

But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife

AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mines Excavated:	3460
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

Amygdala Emotion Detector

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!

our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!

we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!

HumbleCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Server Name:	HumbleCraft
Version:	1.21.4
Player Age Requirement:	18+
Special Features:	Carefully selected data packs and mods
Community:	Small but active group of members from around the world

FAQ:

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving and newly landscaped shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoteBlockCity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the trash cans have drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the trash can in the middle of the road.

Imagine a world where trash cans have the power to shatter mirrors and spark neighborly disputes. Will you be the one to bring order to this chaotic land, or will you toss your trash cans haphazardly and watch the drama unfold?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of dodging obstacles in the road and making questionable decisions like throwing away notes from concerned neighbors. Join now and let the trash can saga begin!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8094	Buildings Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Elon Musk’s aides running amok and locking government workers out of computer systems! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a few alien sightings. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!