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DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

FishyFloodEmergency

aquatic life, crisis management., dead fish, disaster relief, ecological damage, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fish population, FishyFloodEmergency, Flood, government intervention., greece, Greek waters, marine ecosystem, marine life, natural disaster, Pollution, state of emergency, water contamination

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN GREECE IS DECLARING A STATE OF EMERGENCY OVER THE FLOOD OF DEAD FISH?!

COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE FISH ARE FLYING AND THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AGAINST GIANT SQUID BOSSES AND TREASURE HUNTS THAT WILL LEAVE YOU ROLLING IN RICHES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHY EVEN THE GODS ARE JEALOUS OF OUR SERVER!

OzempicCraft: Slow Aging, Fast Mining!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of getting older? well do i got the server for u! we got weight-loss drugs that not only help u lose weight but also slow down the aging process! yep, u heard me right. u can look younger while u play minecraft. our special drug, semaglutide, is in all our potions and it’s like a fountain of youth in a bottle. ppl on our server are living longer and dying at a lower rate from all causes. join now and never grow old again! oh and did i mention we have flying pigs and talking chickens? yep, it’s a wild ride on our server. so what r u waiting for? join now and start living your best, forever young life!

FrontierSMP – Where you can fish with fire and grow crops with explosions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1245
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Play.FrontierSMP.net

Q: Is Bedrock Crossplay enabled?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can join the server Discord at https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU or check out the server Wiki at https://docs.frontiersmp.net/

Q: What version is the server currently on?

A: The server is on version 1.21, playable on the latest version always.

Q: What are some of the main features of the server?

A: Some of the main features include custom terrain, Towny, balanced economy, custom items, PyroFishing & Farming, and a no pay to win policy.

Q: Is the server constantly updated with new features?

A: Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating regularly to provide the best experience for players.

Pixelmon Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, best entry point, Character development, dungeon crawling, Exploration, fan favorite, gameplay mechanics, Handheld Gaming, long tail tags, main series comparison, Minecraft, nintendo ds, nintendo switch, Pixelmon, pokemon mystery dungeon, pokemon mystery dungeon series, Pokemon series, Pokemon spin-off, RPG, Server, Starter Pokémon, Story-Driven, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mines Excavated:	4516	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon adventure on steroids!

Join us and embark on a quest to catch ’em all in a blocky world filled with pixelated monsters and hidden treasures. Choose your starter Pokemon (we have all 800+ of them, don’t worry) and team up with other players to take down epic bosses and conquer dungeons.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary shiny Charizard lurking in the depths of the Nether, waiting to be captured by a brave trainer. Will you be the one to claim this elusive prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to catching ’em all that may occur while playing on our server.)

NaziHugboxMinecraftSMP

activism, discrimination, Disgusting, equality, Far.., fuckin, go, hate, Hate Speech, hugbox, intolerance, LGBTQ, nazi, NaziHugboxMinecraftSMP, Protect, social justice, spilling out, trans rights, WARNED, Warning, willing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	247
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. We don’t tolerate any hate or negativity here, so if you’re looking for a safe space to express yourself and protect trans rights, this is the place for you.

But beware, our players are not afraid to go to extreme lengths to defend what they believe in. So if you think you can handle the chaos and craziness that awaits you, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world.

MommaSaidNo Minecraft Server

abusive father, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional scars, emotional wounds, family dynamics, family history, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, letting go, Minecraft, MommaSaidNo, parental impact, parental intentions, parental regrets, parental relationships, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, Server, Therapy, unresolved emotions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your daddy issues? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and blocky fun!

Our server is like therapy, but way cheaper! Dive into a world where you can build your own happy place and leave all your emotional baggage behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Just like how your mom thought she was helping by dropping bombshells about your dad, we’re here to drop some bombshells of fun on you! Build, explore, and let your creativity run wild on our server.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on this epic Minecraft experience. Join now and leave those old wounds behind – unless you want to build a monument to your daddy issues, we won’t judge!

MILrageCraft

baby shower, body shaming, Communication Issues, dealing with criticism, defending husband, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, hurt feelings, insensitive comments, looks criticism, mama’s boy, MILrageCraft, offended MIL, sensitive MIL, social backlash, standing up for self, support system, wedding dress drama, weight gain

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2494	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of in-law insanity!

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law shows up to your wedding in her own wedding dress, ready to steal the spotlight. And that’s just the beginning!

We have players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous behavior. From accusing you of cheating to calling you a slut, our community is full of surprises.

But don’t worry, we also have supportive players who will have your back when things get crazy. So come join us and experience the drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ImmortalCraft: What’s Your Move?

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mines Excavated:	4016

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you are absolutely immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing you up or falling into lava pits. You are invincible!

Join us for epic battles where you can take on an entire army of zombies without breaking a sweat. Build the craziest structures without fear of them being destroyed.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret hidden treasure on the server that only immortals can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. You’ll be dying to stay forever!

PixelPrisonPurge

Capital Punishment, death penalty, discrimination, executions, feminism, gender inequality, gender-based violence, Global Issues, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iran news, justice system, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, PixelPrisonPurge, Political unrest, social justice, women in Iran, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	341628	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	8

LOL this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got more Iranian women than the whole country! We’re like a death sentence party up in here, executions left and right! Come join the fun and see how long you can survive before you get sentenced to death too! It’s a killer time, literally! Join now and let the madness begin!

HawaiianCraft: Where Watermelon Pizza is the Norm!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7004
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have watermelon pizza as our main dish! imagine the taste explosion in your mouth as you chomp down on a slice of watermelon covered in cheese and tomato sauce. it’s a culinary masterpiece that will blow your mind and your taste buds!

not only do we have the most outrageous food options, but we also have the craziest adventures waiting for you in our server. embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted watermelon, battle mythical creatures like the pizza-loving dragons, and explore hidden caves filled with delicious surprises.

our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. you’ll never be bored with our constant events and challenges that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

so come join us on our server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs hawaiian pizza when you can have watermelon pizza on our server!