hard dick – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition
body image, Confidence, DickCraft, Edition, erect dick, erect measurement, flaccid measurement, HARD, hard dick, Intimate relationships, limp dick, male anatomy, Masculinity, penis size, physical attributes, satisfied partners, self esteem, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, small size, Soft, soft dick
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.
Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).
So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

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CraftyKoreaNukeThreat
Alliance, CraftyKoreaNukeThreat, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, global security, international relations, Military, N.Korea, NATO meeting, NATO summit, North Korea, russia, Russia alliance, S.Korea, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, threat
omg u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! we got N. Korea supporting Russia, like what even is that?! it’s like a giant game of Minecraft diplomacy gone wrong, but in the best way possible. come join us and witness the chaos unfold, it’s gonna be lit! plus, we have llamas on pogo sticks, so like, what more could u ask for? join now before the llamas take over and declare war on the creepers!

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EmpiresMC

Champions, common sense, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Kits, Custom Lootable Cities, Discord, Dynmap, Earth Map, Economy, Empire management, EmpiresMC, Events, Fishing competitions, Ip:, king of the hill, Kingdoms, Server Rules, Shop, smp, turrets, Version 1.18.2

Server Name	Empires
Server Type	Minecraft Factions
Features	Kingdoms Earth Map Custom Lootable Cities Over 200+ Custom Enchants Custom Kits Dynmap Economy Events
Version	1.18.2+
Discord	Join Our Discord
IP	play.empiresmc.com

FAQ

1. What is Empires?

Empires is a customized Minecraft Factions server where players can start their own Empire, battle other Empires, and progress through various features such as Kingdoms, Custom Enchants, and Events.

2. What are some key features of Empires?

Some key features include Kingdoms with Land Claiming and Turrets, an Earth Map, Custom Lootable Cities, Over 200+ Custom Enchants, Custom Kits, Dynmap, Economy with Shop and Currency, and Events like Fishing Competitions and King of the Hill.

3. What version of Minecraft is required to play on Empires?

Empires requires Minecraft version 1.18.2 or higher.

4. Are there any specific rules on Empires?

The server rules on Empires are overall lenient and based on common sense. Everyone is welcome to join and have fun.

5. Can I invite friends to play on Empires with me?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite friends to base with you on Empires and enjoy the PVP experience together.

6. How can I provide feedback to improve the server?

You can join the Discord server for Empires and share your feedback with the community and the server administrators.

Otoko’s Isekai Adventure 1.20.5
1.20.5, action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Demons, episode 2, FANTASY, isekai, japanese, light novel, Magic, Manga, Monsters, Otaku, Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan, Otokos, Parallel World, romance, Supernatural, sword fighting
Yo, bros and broettes! Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build a virtual paradise with your homies!
We got more mods than a robot fashion show, so you can craft like a mad scientist on steroids!
Explore vast lands filled with pixelated wonders and treasures that will make your brain explode with joy!
Fight off hordes of zombies, skeletons, and creepers with your trusty diamond sword, because why not?
And if you’re feeling extra spicy, challenge other players to PvP battles and show them who’s the boss of this blocky world!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual insanity begin!

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SisInsaneNoEngTeach?
Bilingual, Communication, disservice, English, family, Harsh, heritage, INSANE, kindergarten, Language, Move, Multilingual, PEERS, RELATIVES, School, SisInsaneNoEngTeach, Sweden, Swedish, teachers, Understanding, xenophobic
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride in town!
Join us for a chance to build your very own pixelated paradise, where you can create epic structures, battle mobs, and even ride pigs into the sunset. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.
On our server, you’ll have to communicate in a secret language that only a select few can understand. That’s right, we’re talking about Swedish! Why, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things interesting and challenging. Who needs English when you can speak the language of Vikings and trolls?
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate about the importance of teaching English to a Minecraft pig. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few language barriers). See you there, adventurer!

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BlockBusterLove
alone, BlockBusterLove, Intimacy, married life, Married people, Masturbation, relationships, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure in marriage, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and need some company? Look no further than our server! We have a community of married players who love to bond over building and mining together. And don’t worry, we won’t judge how often you need to sneak away for a quick solo session of block-breaking fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of naughty pixel play. Who knows, you might even find your perfect blocky soulmate here!

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Accent Craft: Criminal Minds
accent, accent discrimination, accent perception, accent stereotypes, Accents, behavior analysis, Craft, criminal, criminal behavior, cultural bias, discrimination, Language, linguistic bias, Minds.., Perception, prejudices, research, scientists, social psychology, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, study, Working class
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can have, like, different accents for ur character? well, on this server, we did a study and found out that if ur character has, like, a super posh accent, u r less likely to be trusted by other players. but if ur character has, like, a super rough working-class accent, u r seen as, like, a master criminal or something. so, like, join our server and see if u can break the stereotype and become the most trustworthy criminal mastermind in all of minecraft! it’s, like, a social experiment, but with blocks and stuff. come join the fun and see if u can change the way people see u based on ur accent! it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

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The Futures End Zombie Apocalypse

Adventure, alliances, Apocalypse, building, Challenges, city, Community, Events, Exploration, Factions, FUTURES, INFECTED, Modded, multiplayer, Mystery, post-apocalyptic, Quest, RPG, Story, Survival, teamwork, Vehicles, weapons, zombie

The Futures End Minecraft Server

Server Name	The Futures End
Server Version	1.20.1
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

You wake up in a city where the future of its people have ended… Most players have died to the infection or the moss your job is to find survivors get the dragon egg explore the story of this broken city, craft planes, helicopters, a secure base and kill anyone who stands in your way with many different quality fire arms Looking for players that will actually join

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server version is 1.20.1
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link
What is the objective of the server?	Your objective is to find survivors, retrieve the dragon egg, explore the broken city, craft vehicles and secure bases, and eliminate any threats with firearms.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information on server guidelines.

Whimsical Dreamer 1.20.4
1.20.4, amusing, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Comedy skit, dreamer, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorous situation, humorously, LAUGHING, Laughing Out Loud, lmfao, PITY, poor girl, sarcasm, satire, Sympathy, Unfortunate, Unlucky, WHIMSICAL
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this absolute madhouse of a server. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even a poor girl would be rolling in diamonds in no time.
We’ve got more crazy mods than you can shake a stick at, and the admins are so cool they make ice look warm. Plus, the community is so wacky you’ll be questioning your own sanity in no time.
So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will. Who knows? Just do it, you won’t be disappointed…maybe.

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CookieCraftersAnonymous
allergic to cookies, buying decisions, celiac disease, Conflict Resolution, CookieCraftersAnonymous, coworker conflict, cross-contamination, gluten free options, gossip in the workplace, interpersonal relationships, manager struggles, office culture, office politics, peer expectations, peer pressure, standing your ground, supporting causes, team dynamics, team loyalty, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette
Are you tired of office drama and cookie shaming? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only cookies you’ll have to worry about are the ones you bake in-game! Our community is cookie-free and drama-free, with no gluten allergies in sight. Plus, our virtual breakroom is always stocked with gluten-free treats for you to enjoy guilt-free. Say goodbye to office gossip and hello to building epic creations with fellow gamers who understand the importance of respecting boundaries. Join us now and leave the cookie drama behind!

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ScamCraft: Still Falling!
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Are you tired of falling for scams in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and fall for our virtual scams instead! Our players are so gullible, they’ll believe anything you tell them. Want to sell them a block of dirt for a diamond? Done. Convince them that you’re actually a Minecraft wizard who can summon dragons? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate scammer, because who needs real-world consequences when you can just respawn and try again?

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