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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beer, champagne cocktails, cocktails, craft beer, daiquiris, gin, hard cider, Long Island iced tea, margaritas, martinis, Minecraft, mojitos, pina coladas, popular alcoholic drinks, Rum, Sangria, Server, sweet sugary drinks, tequila, TipsyCraft, Vodka, whiskey, wine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2340	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your taste in drinks? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party filled with sweet sugary goodness that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Forget about boring old beer, we’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud made of cotton candy. Join us and let’s get this sugary party started!

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

1941, Contrarian, controversial, critical acclaim, critical popularity, dipshits, Entertaining, entertaining film, film, film students, immensely watchable, Massive, Minecraft, Movie, Overrated, overreaction, Popularity, reaction, smp, Underrated, underrated film, watchable film, Wolf of Wall Street

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1085	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	3277
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

FatherInLawCraft

24/7, AITAH, Angry, CHANGE, child care, Depressed, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, finish what I’m doing, Help, jump in, live in father in law, married 20+ years, moved in, Needs, not helping, occasional help, oldest 19, on-call, primary caregiver, reasoning, snapped out of it, steady job, stressed, Stroke, two kids, Upset, work full time, youngest 12

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing incident, anecdote, belly laugh, chuckle-worthy, comedy, comical situation, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertaining, funny, giggle-inducing, hilarious, humor, humorous event, JOKE, laugh out loud, Laughter, light-hearted, rib-tickling, side-splitting, Witty

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

adaptation, amphibians, Animal Behavior, Anole Lizards, Aqua, aquatic life, Breathe, Bubble, discovery, Evolution, Fun, LIZARD, marine life, Nature, nostrils, reptiles, research, respiratory system, Science, Semi-Aquatic, study, Underwater, wildlife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

GreekPixelmon Survival

Economy, Pixelmon, pixelmon survival gyms elite four champion giveaways events warps EV training shops reports player shops BYG HeadDatabase custom kits GriefPrevention WonderTrade GTS STS BetterTeams, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

greekpixelmon.minecraft.best:25566

Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.18, 1.21, Adrenaline, Arenas, Community, Creative, creative modes, Economy, Events, game modes, Jail, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Quests, Ratings, SECURITY, Server, Stability, Valhalla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

What awaits you on our server?

PvP Arenas

Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

Economy

Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

Jail

Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

Features of our server:

Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

185.9.145.194:25634

Date Night Minecraft Server

advice, chemistry, coffee, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Conversation, date, DATING, future plans, getting to know each other, girl, Interest, Meeting, Minecraft, mixed signals, next steps, night, Potential, relationship, second date, Server, uncertainty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	6559	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Anime, collab, collaboration, collaboration decision, collaboration direction, collaboration failure, collaboration focus, collaboration impact, collaboration influence, collaboration shift, collaboration strategy, collaboration success, collaboration trend, collaborations, Creative, Entertainment, Industry, King, Makotos, mari okada, Minecraft, New Project, Ojiro, Ojiro Makoto, Partnership, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

FrescaGate Daycare

accusations, Apology, Babysitting, bedtime routine, Bonding, child care, Communication, cousin, daycare, family drama, Family Events, forgiveness, Fresca, FrescaGate, misunderstanding, overnight babysitting, PAJAMAS, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP

affordable, appreciation, budget-friendly, Cheap, CONTENT, delighted, gift, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive, joy, Minecraft, simple pleasure, small gesture, smp, Surprise, thankful, thoughtful, ThriftyGifts, token of affection, Value

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!