Hard Carry Juggernaut Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifeysHoodieNoGo

Boobs, clothing, comfort, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, DnD group, Fighting, flaunting.., friendship, Group Chat, hoodie, inconsiderate, judgment, Lesbian, Marriage, Peacekeeping, sensory issues, teenage crush, UK size 36F bra, unrequited crush, WifeysHoodieNoGo

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchantments Applied:	273	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your DnD group? Looking for a server where you can just relax and have a good time without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the nonsense!

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with your friends. No more dealing with jealous girlfriends or high school crushes trying to stir up trouble. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, we have a strict “no hoodie required” policy, so you can flaunt those blocky boobs with pride! Say goodbye to uncomfortable clothing and hello to a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

PleasureCraftMC

enjoyment, everyday pleasures, Happiness, hidden delights, joy, little things, overlooked joys, overlooked pleasures, Pleasure, PleasureCraftMC, satisfaction, simple joys, simple pleasures, small joys, small pleasures, subtle joys, underappreciated joys, Underrated, underrated experiences, unexpected delights

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5152
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most underestimated pleasure of all time – mining for diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic llamas in all of Minecraft land, and they are waiting for you to hop on their backs and embark on a wild adventure through our custom-built diamond mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some killer moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can ride llamas in top hats and party with Herobrine?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Airport, Belarusian military, chinese military, CraftyCommies, Defense, International cooperation, joint exercise, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, Practice, SECURITY, SEIZING, Server, strategic partnership, Troops, ukraine border

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2820	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PlagiarCraft: AI Edition

ai, Algorithms, ap, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Copyright, creativity, data, digital transformation, Edition, Ethics, ethics in technology, innovation, intellectual property, machine learning, originality, PlagiarCraft, Plagiarism, programming, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that sing Justin Bieber songs! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you just by looking at them!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.

So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!

TimeWarpCraft

Activity, brain function, brain perception, Cognitive science, experiences, internal clock, Output, passage of time, perception of time, Psychology, SPEED, time awareness, Time management, time passing, time perception, time perception effects, time perception experiments, time perception research, time perception studies, time perception theory, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

so, liek, imagine this epic minecraft server where time is, liek, totally warped, man. u join and suddenly u feel like u been playin for hours but it’s only been, liek, 10 minutes. it’s, liek, time travel but in a blocky world, dude.

u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.

come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, asset viewer, Battles, download links, English Twitter, Ios, Manga, Minecraft, mobage, multimedia franchise, PixelPals, previous stage, Re-Live, Revue Starlight, Sequel, Server, Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight, stage girls, Stage Plays, Tier List, top star, twitter widget

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you ready to become the ultimate stage girl and reach the pinnacle of stardom? Join our Minecraft server inspired by Revue Starlight, where you can battle it out with other players to become the “top star” of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It’s a magical world where you can summon powerful assets to aid you in your quest for stardom. Need a boost in battle? Just summon a giant robot to crush your enemies!

And if you’re worried about not being prepared for the competition, fear not! We have a tier list to help you strategize and dominate the battlefield. Plus, our English Twitter account will keep you updated on all the latest server events and gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and start your journey to stardom! And remember, watching the anime is a must before you can truly become the ultimate stage girl in our server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ores Mined:	7347	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7222	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Animals Bred:	191
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!