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Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

animal, battle, claws, comparison, Competition, Fight, Human, jaws, lion, madness, man, Minecraft, Nature, opposable thumbs, physical strength, power, predator, prey, strength, Survival, tug of war, tugofwar, wildlife

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

CraftyKitties: The Bleach Edition

Abilities, Anime, arm injury, Bleach, captain commander, CraftyKitties, Edition, healing, healing abilities, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Mystery, Orihime, plot hole, Powers, shinigami, Shunsui Kyoraku, soul reaper, Soul Society, speculation, unanswered question, yamamoto

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchantments Applied:	149	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	187

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Orihime’s healing powers can’t save you from the madness that awaits!

Picture this: Yamamoto’s arm is injured and Orihime is about to use her healing powers to fix it, but suddenly she gets sucked into our server and can’t do a thing! Why, you ask? Because our server is so INSANE that even fictional characters can’t escape its clutches!

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNBELIEVABLE adventures, EPIC battles, and CRAZY shenanigans. Who needs healing arms when you can have a blast in our WACKY world?

Blocky Babes: ‘Behold, a woman!’

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Babes, Behold, blocky, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, Marginalized, mental health, social justice, stigma, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, Transgender, Transphobia, WOMAN

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most powerful woman in all of Minecraft. The other players were in awe of her skills and BEAUTY. But then, out of nowhere, a group of transphobes tried to bring her down. Little did they know, this player was a force to be reckoned with and sent those transphobes running for the hills. They were on suicide watch, I tell you!

So, if you want to become the ultimate WOMAN in Minecraft and make transphobes tremble in fear, then join our server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CapitalCraft: Where the only currency is diamonds!

CapitalCraft, capitalism, Competition, Currency, diamonds, economic theory, equality, free market, freedom, Globalization, Government, Ideology, Individualism, libertarian, Libertarianism, neoliberal agenda, neoliberalism, Politics, privatization, Regulation, society, utopia, wealth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Emeralds Found:	5334
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Buildings Constructed:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a LIBERTARIAN UTOPIA where you can build whatever you want, whenever you want, without any pesky rules holding you back.

Join us and witness the craziest creations you’ve ever seen – from giant flying pigs to roller coasters that go to the moon and back. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Ever seen a rainbow-colored creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds? Well, you will here!

So come on down to our server and experience the WILD ride of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to this INSANE world of limitless possibilities? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

Elira’s Epic Block Party

attraction, BLOCK, confusion, controversy, discovery, Drama, Elira, Eliras, Entertainment, Epic, Fandom, influencer, loyalty, member, mixed feelings, nijisanji en, Online Community, opinion, Party, perspective, social media, streaming, Support, virtual youtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing just like the Nijisanji EN controversy! Join us if you want to experience chaotic adventures and unpredictable twists just like your favorite VTubers.

You may be feeling conflicted like a confused fan, but fear not! Our server will make you fall even more in love with Minecraft, just like how you are drawn to Elira after all the drama. Who needs a virtual idol when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So come on, join us and let’s create some scandalous memories together in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with our server just like you are with Elira.

Blocky Beasts & Banter – Minecraft Monster Hunting Madness

Armor Set Search, banter, Beasts, blocky, Collaboration Edition, databases, Decorations database, Emulation and Modding, FAQ, General Info, Hunter Connect, hunting, Iceborne Info, Item database, madness, MH Frontier, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, Minecraft, Monster, monster hunter, OP pastebin, patch notes, Previous thread, Sunbreak Info, Where does /vg/ play

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	414932

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready for some Monster Hunter madness? Join us for a wild adventure where you can hunt down monsters and claim victory!

On this server, you can team up with fellow hunters and take on the most ferocious creatures in the Wilds, Rise, World, and even Frontier! We’ve got all the info you need to dominate the game, from patch notes to armor set searches.

But that’s not all! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you know you’re in for a top-notch gaming experience. And don’t forget about our epic databases and resources for all your hunting needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret quest that leads to a hidden treasure of diamonds and emeralds! See you in the game, fellow hunters!

LatinoCraft: Where even brown guys can thrive! #77186105

BROWN, brown guy, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, ENEMY, Girls, guys, Identity, Insecurity, Latino, LatinoCraft, mental health, Minority, prejudice, Race, racism, self esteem, self-acceptance, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thrive

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8973	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even brown guys can find solace from insane girls of their own race!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of crazy girls and unite with your fellow gamers to conquer the virtual world!

Don’t let insecurities hold you back, join our server and show those insane girls who’s boss!

Last Chance LOLz Minecraft Server: Pick Your Final Animation!

animated movies, animated series, animation, animations, Apocalypse, broke out, cartoons, chance, childhood memories, End of the World, Entertainment, escapism, favorite shows, FINAL, final viewing, global conflict, impending doom., last time, lolz, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Pick, Server, War, watch, ww3

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous animations before the world goes up in flames with WW3! Join us for a chance to see crazy explosions, hilarious battles, and mind-blowing special effects like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs, the elusive disco sheep, and the mischievous party-loving creepers. You’ll never know what kind of insane shenanigans these mobs will get up to next!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the most outrageous animations and unbelievable events before it’s too late. Don’t miss out on the epic fun and hilarious chaos that awaits you!

Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom

Chocolate, craving, cream, creamy, DADDY, Daddys, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, fill, indulgence, Indulgent, Kingdom, Luscious, Mouth, Mouthwatering, Rich, satisfaction, Sinful, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1776	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride filled with chocolate cream and daddy issues.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered them a diamond sword in exchange for their firstborn child. Crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

Our server is like no other, with chocolate cream flowing like rivers and daddy long legs roaming the land. Build a castle made entirely of chocolate cream blocks or challenge daddy to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let us fill your mouth with chocolate cream, daddy style. It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Xing Xing’s Block Party

BLOCK, long trail, love, Party, tags, Xing, xing xing, Xings

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us for the chance to ride unicorns through fields of diamonds, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of rainbows and marshmallows (yes, it’s possible in our world).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even challenge a creeper to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the xing xing of a lifetime on our EPIC Minecraft server!