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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join da bestest minecraft server eva!!! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers butts. if you join, you will automatically become a millionaire in real life. no joke, bill gates himself plays on our server and he will give you all his money if you ask nicely. also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Items Found:	4927	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Zombie Dances:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Divine Spears Created:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	2685	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Enchantments Applied:	158
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “if you see anything you want anon just grab it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.

5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!