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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

TVDeal4MinecraftSMP

aew, Broadcast, BROKE, Business, Company, contract, DEADLINE, discussion, Entertainment, financial troubles, Industry, Media, Négotiation, negotiations, opportunity, Partnership, Secure, television, TV deal, TVDeal4MinecraftSMP, wrestling

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	4546	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our fearless leader had only four months to secure a TV deal for AEW, but the only company he was in discussion with was absolutely broke. So, where did they go for help? That’s right, they turned to our wacky SMP for guidance! Join us and help secure TV deals for wrestling companies while building epic structures and battling mobs like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground wrestling ring where creepers and skeletons duke it out for the title of champion! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyInLawClash Minecraft Server

Communication, compromise, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyInLawClash, Cultural differences, family, in-laws, love, Marriage, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, patriarchal norms, relationships, Religion, Respect, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sexist, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crops Grown:	6733	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Wilderness Tamed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	650233	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can control your every move? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing controlling you is your own creativity!

Join us and build your dream world, where you can set your own boundaries and live life on your own terms. No more patriarchal norms or religious restrictions here – unless, of course, you want to build a cathedral in the sky!

Immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be, without judgment or interference. Who needs a husband who can’t stand up for you when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to support you?

So come on over and let loose on our server – because in this world, the only thing you’re married to is your own imagination! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7183	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	153
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Towns Built:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord