Happy Minecraft Servers

Happy

  • We Found Him! Minecraft SMP

    We Found Him! Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we found him! Who is him, you ask? Well, let’s just say he’s a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Join our server and you might just get the chance to team up with him and take on epic challenges like building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

    Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely /pol/cel stuck in a dark corner of the internet? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Our server is filled with love and acceptance, just like my trans girlfriend who brings me so much joy <3 But wait, there's more! On our server, you'll find unicorns roaming freely, rainbow sheep prancing through the meadows, and a secret disco party hidden in the depths of the mines. Trust me, you won't want to miss out on the epic dance battles that go down there. So what are you waiting for? Leave the darkness of /pol/ behind and come join us on our Minecraft server where happiness and rainbows await! Remember, love always wins in the end <3

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

    Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

    Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life may suck in the real world, but in our virtual world, anything is possible! Join us for a chance to escape the harsh realities of life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

    Our server is a place where you can leave all your troubles behind and focus on having a good time. Need a break from all the drama and heartache? Come join us and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

    Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never leave you or hurt you? Join our SMP and become part of a community that will always have your back, no matter what crazy shenanigans we get up to.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s turn those frowns upside down with some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knows, you might just find happiness in the most unexpected places.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Look at my Minecraft SMP wife

    Look at my Minecraft SMP wife

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken parade through the entire server, led by a pig riding a minecart. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build our houses upside down just for funsies.

    But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.

    So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

    Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

    On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Happy Place Minecraft Server

    Happy Place Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, creepers are banned for their thievery! That’s right, no more worrying about your precious diamonds disappearing into thin air. Join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of explosive interruptions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat her in a dance-off. That’s right, put on your best armor and bust out your best moves to impress the dragon and win exclusive rewards. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mystical “happy wherever she is” land. Legend has it that anyone who finds this elusive place will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Y E S S E V E N H U N D Y ! M I N E C R A F T S M P

    Y E S S E V E N H U N D Y ! M I N E C R A F T S M P

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a strict “no pants” policy, so get ready to let it all hang out while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and his feathered friends as they take on the evil Sheep Mafia in epic battles for control of the server.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Piggy Stardust. Dance the night away with your fellow players as you groove to the latest Minecraft hits and show off your best dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, pants-free, chicken-filled, disco-tastic server today! YES SEVENHUNDY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP

    Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

    Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Smiling And Feel No Disgraceeee Minecraft SMP

    Smiling And Feel No Disgraceeee Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to roller coasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most bizarre events you’ll ever experience. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to epic battles against armies of zombie villagers, there’s always something happening on our server that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    So why wait? Join us now and start smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP