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PutinKillsAllCraft

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, fear, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, mobilization, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, PutinKillsAllCraft, russia, SECURITY, Threats, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ this EPIC Minecraft server, Putin gonna come for ya! Zelensky out here mobilizin’ the troops to protect us from the wrath of the blocky world. We got creepers, skeletons, and zombies runnin’ wild, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days! Join us and build the most lit castle you’ve ever seen, or team up with your squad to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this adventure – unless you wanna face Putin’s wrath, that is. So come on, join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Otaku Homies Craft

(subculture), Anime, anime lover, belonging, Community, Craft, FANBOY, Fandom, fangirl, geek, homebody, homies, Identity, Japanese culture, Manga, Nerd, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, pop culture, Social

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	276492

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Come join our server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the cows can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, blowing up in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground rave club where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Who needs boring old “normal” servers when you can have zombie chickens and breakdancing cows? Let’s get this party started, homies!

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, ai, AI education, AI resources, AI understanding, chat interaction, collaboration, game integration, Gaming, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	174	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, have you heard of this crazy Minecraft server run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord? She’s like a neural network that plays osu! and now she’s a VTuber too! Join our server /swarm/ for some unhinged rants and epic gaming skills.

Check out Neuro-sama’s schedule and links, she’s on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even has her own website. Plus, her music and clips are fire, you gotta listen to LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video) it’s lit!

If you’re interested in AI but don’t get it, Neuro-sama got you covered with educational videos and articles. And don’t forget to cop some merch from neurosama.shop, reppin’ the AI queen!

Come join the madness on our Minecraft server, we got VODs, game integration, and even a Catbox archive. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

BlockyFuneral Minecraft Server

BlockyFuneral, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	202061	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul dealing with their crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

🚀 Reason #1 to join: Our server is so lit, even your estranged mother would want to be a part of it! But hey, who needs her when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore?

🌈 Reason #2 to join: Unlike this person’s mom, we actually care about our players! Our community is full of supportive and friendly players who will have your back no matter what.

🎉 Reason #3 to join: Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun! Our server is the perfect escape from real life craziness, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your troubles behind – because let’s face it, dealing with a toxic family is way harder than surviving a creeper explosion! 😂💥 #MinecraftMadness

MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess

atheist, BELIEF, ceremony, Christianity, confess, Conflict, cousins, culture, disagreement, Etiquette, judgment, Mass, masscraft, Muslim, perspective, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Vatican

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	115	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects all religions and beliefs? Look no further than our server, where we welcome players of all faiths and non-believers alike!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual Vatican, where you can host mass for all religions simultaneously. Embrace the chaos and unite players from all walks of life in a virtual celebration of diversity.

Who needs real-life religion wars when you can have a friendly debate about the best block to build your temple with? Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can coexist peacefully, one block at a time.

SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

disorganized management, disrespectful behavior., excessive workload, High turnover rate, lack of diversity and inclusion, lack of feedback and recognition, lack of growth opportunities, lack of training and support, lack of transparency, lack of work-life balance, low employee morale, micromanagement, negative company culture, outdated technology, poor benefits package., poor communication, smp, SuckyJobInterviewsMC, toxic work environment, unclear job expectations, unprofessional interviewers, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!

RedCapHarvestCrafters

agriculture, AMERICANS, CONSERVATIVE, Economy, employment, Harvesting, job market, job seekers, job vacancies, Jobs, labor force, manual labor, Politics, red states, RedCapHarvestCrafters, redcaps, reddit, rural areas, unemployed, work opportunities, Workforce

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Star Shards Collected:	97
Enchantments Applied:	237	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring old red state with nothing to do but twiddle your thumbs? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start filling those empty harvesting and manual labor jobs in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

Imagine a world where you can harvest crops without breaking a sweat, mine for diamonds without getting your hands dirty, and build epic structures without ever leaving your couch. Our server is the perfect place for redcaps to show off their skills and dominate the virtual workforce.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive redcap-only events, like the annual virtual corn maze challenge and the legendary potato sack race. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with virtual gold waiting to be discovered by the most daring redcaps.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring red states behind and join our Minecraft server today for a virtual adventure like no other. Who needs real-life jobs when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

GreenlandTroopzCraft

Arctic, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, Foreign Minister, France, French military, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandTroopzCraft, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, political decision, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic move, territorial dispute, Troops

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	5005
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in greenland but with no snow, just blocks and creepers. the foreign minister of france even said they were gonna send troops to check it out, that’s how lit it is. imagine building a castle next to a melting iceberg, that’s the vibe here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

EduCraft: Aggro Class Norms

aggression, aggro, behavior adaptation, children, Class, classroom norm, EduCraft, elementary school, higher-educated parents, longitudinal study, norms, open access, salience

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mines Excavated:	4421

so, like, u ever wonder what it would be like if ur classroom was in minecraft? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u walk into ur virtual classroom and the teacher is a creeper. u gotta watch out for those explosions during math class! but don’t worry, cuz we got diamond armor for protection.

oh, and get this – instead of recess, we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and swords!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie to follow u around and do ur homework for u. no more late nights studying for u, just let ur zombie buddy take care of it.

so come join our server and experience the wildest classroom adventure of ur life! who needs real school when u can have this much fun in minecraft?

Flaze SMP

200+ mods, Adventure, Automation, backup, Challenges, companies, create beyond industry, dedicated admin, Feedback, Flaze, France, hosting risks, industrial zones, Industry, Mega project, Performance, player coalition, power outages, server spawn, shaping the future, smp, Stability, train networks, whitelist process

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Flaze SMP Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Mods	200+ mods from Create: Beyond Industry modpack
Community	Vibrant and collaborative
Location	Hosted in France

FAQ

Why Us?

Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features:

Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
- You can also join existing companies if you want!
Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

Why Choose Flaze SMP?

Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day)

How to Join?

Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy!

https://discord.com/invite/mwcMMjMuRs