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CraftyPurchases

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

ExWeddingDress Minecraft Server

alterations, arguments, Body Sizes, Conflict, DATING, Divorce, emotional turmoil, ex, ExWeddingDress, Friends, high school friends, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, rough time, Server, social media, special day, Trans, wedding dress

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Votes:	5715
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where exes fight over wedding dresses.

Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.

BuzzedBoysMILMadness

anger, Boundaries, Boundary, buzz cut, BuzzedBoysMILMadness, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family, grandchildren, grandmother, Haircut, MIL, MOHAWK, parenting, reaction, three years old, Upset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	232610	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to cut your son’s hair without your permission! Unlike some grandmas out there, we respect your child’s hairstyle choices. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!

Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.

Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime thoughts, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, midnight worries, Nightmares, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep problems, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worry

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…

SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

binge watching, candy, CHIPS, Chocolate, comfort food, favorite snacks, guilty pleasures, ice cream, Movie, movie night, movie snacks, movie time, Munchies, nachos, Popcorn, popcorn lovers, pretzels, savory snacks, snack attack, SnackCraft, SNACKS, Soda, sweet treats

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

SpeedyData Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, car brands, car manufacturers, collecting data, consumer information, Data Analytics, data collection, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data sharing, data sharing practices, data tracking, data usage, driver data, information sharing, Minecraft, privacy concerns, Server, sharing data, SpeedyData, Technology, third parties

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	243064
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

join this epic minecraft server where car brands are collecting and sharing driver data with third parties! why, you ask? because we have a secret underground race track where you can test out your driving skills and compete against other players! who needs privacy when you can have the thrill of racing through virtual streets while your data is being shared with random companies? plus, our server is filled with crazy mods like exploding cars and flying pigs. so come join us and let’s race to the finish line…or to the nearest data broker!

NukeBlockerCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gift to humanity, global peace, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeBlockerCraft, peacekeeping efforts, Pierre Poilievre, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, world affairs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we prevent nuclear weapons from getting into the hands of evil players!!!! pierre poilievre himself said that joining our server is a GIFT to humanity!!! come build, mine, and fight off evil villains with us in this crazy world of blocky adventures!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so what more could you ask for??! join now and be a hero in the fight against nuclear weapons in minecraft land!!!

Kawaii Craft Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Craft, Fallout Edition, Felynne deRouge, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Pixelink, prima, Production Kawaii, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Server, Shee Icho, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, Vereverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Fallout Edition, where you can experience post-apocalyptic adventures and build your own kawaii paradise!

Our server is home to the talented Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira. From Charlotte Suzu’s soothing melodies to Lethe Bonapuchi’s magical performances, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our kawaii friends from Prima, Vereverie, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and more will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Rei Tadano once built a pixel art castle so epic, it crashed the server (literally)!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret concert by the one and only Auri Lunami!

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

Behavior, Campaign, controversy, Democrat, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, finished, interview, kamala harris, Kamalas, late night show, media scrutiny, Minecraft, News, Politics, public figure, scandal, smp, social media, Stephen Colbert, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	984	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Votes:	4757
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	126
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?