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The Goyslop Gaming Co. Presents: DudeCraft – Where Pixels Meet Laughs! LOLZ

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magic Items Found:	2608
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Emeralds Found:	1459	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

CraftyUK Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUK, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile technology, New UK PM, political leadership, russia, SECURITY, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Targets, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so many missiles like the Storm Shadow that you can use to blow up targets INSIDE russia! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause in this wacky world. join now and be part of the madness! who needs diplomacy when you have explosives in minecraft?! let’s goooooo!

MissileMayhemCraft

Accountability, Bellingcat, civilian casualties, Conflict, Evidence, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Journalism, Justice, military intervention, Misinformation, MissileMayhemCraft, Ohmatdyt Children’s Hospital, Propaganda, russian aggression, Russian missile strike, Tragedy, Truth, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So, like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ Ender Dragon swooped down and snatched him up! But don’t worry, Steve was a total boss and slayed that dragon like it was nothin’. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server, y’all! Plus, we got the dopest builds you’ve ever seen, like a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

MinecraftAcneDietCraft

acne, dietary intervention, health benefits, holistic approach., INDIVIDUALS, inflammation, inflammatory, Mediterranean Diet, mild acne, MinecraftAcneDietCraft, moderate acne, non-inflammatory, omega-3 fatty acids, quality of life, research, skin care, skin health, skin lesions, study, Supplements, Treatment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20

so like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly your acne starts clearing up like magic! like, you start following this Mediterranean diet and popping omega-3 fatty acid supplements and BAM! your skin is glowing and you’re living your best life in the virtual world.

join us and say bye-bye to acne and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world! plus, who doesn’t want to look fab while mining for diamonds and battling creepers? come on, join now and let’s get this party started!

PiggyCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime List, anime tags, list, long tail tags, Minecraft, P.A. Works, P.A. Works anime, P.A. Works list, P.A. Works tags, PiggyCraft, Server, Summer, Summer Anime, summer long tail tags, summer tags, summer watching, tags, Watching, watching anime, watching tags, which anime

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a P.A. Works anime on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more entertaining than a slice-of-life anime on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of magical anime girls who use their powers to make sure every player has a blast. So why watch P.A. Works when you can live it in Minecraft? Join us now and let the anime magic begin!

QoomrCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Items Found:	2323	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party where creepers were busting out some sick dance moves. It was a party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and music made by note block DJs. And that’s just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon who moonlights as a genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just scan the QR code above and prepare for a journey unlike any other!

PreggoDrama Minecraft Server

difficult decisions, Dysfunctional relationships, Emotional Abuse, entrapment, family drama, family dynamics, family photo shoot, Family Support, Gaslighting, Manipulation, Minecraft, narcissistic behavior, parenting challenges, PreggoDrama, pregnancy announcement, protective instincts, relationship advice, Server, sibling relationships, tough love, toxic relationships, Ultimatum, unwanted pregnancy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Votes:	1111	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing broken blocks, just like how OP’s brother loves fixing broken women. But beware, drama follows wherever you go, just like how drama follows OP’s brother and his crazy girlfriends.

Our latest addition to the server is a pregnant girlfriend who will stop at nothing to make you a father of 3 in Minecraft. She’ll even set up a photo shoot to announce your virtual pregnancy on Instagram, complete with cheesy family photos and all white outfits. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, you can escape town in Minecraft just like OP’s brother did in real life. Avoid the emotional and verbal abuse from your virtual girlfriend and live your best blocky life without any baby mama drama.

So come join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself entangled in a virtual love triangle or two. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!

NoBroStepStay – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, family, family approval, family boundaries, family conflict, family decisions, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, in-laws, Minecraft, NoBroStepStay, relationships, Server, Stepbrother

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	105

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as a llama in a tuxedo? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the family drama and bond with your fellow gamers instead.

Just like how this husband wants nothing to do with his stepbrother, you can leave all your real-life family drama at the door and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

And hey, if you ever need a break from your in-game family, we won’t guilt trip you into letting them stay with you. Our server is all about fun and games, not unwanted house guests.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you’ve got a whole Minecraft community to call your own?

CraftyCraftIranFundsAntiIsrael

Anti Israel protests, Conflict, CraftyCraftIranFundsAntiIsrael, Diplomacy, emboldening, extremism, foreign policy, funding, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Propaganda, protest movements, sanctions, SECURITY, sow discord, Tensions, US, White House

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	53

Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the White House said Iran is funding anti-Israel protests in the US to cause chaos, but like, on our server, we just wanna have a good time and build cool stuff together. Plus, we got this crazy story where a group of creepers tried to take over the server, but we fought them off with our diamond swords and saved the day. So come join us and be a hero in our wacky Minecraft world!

BaconCraft: The Caviar Challenge

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7941	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

join dis minecraft server and u can farm bacon like itz the rarest thing in da world. u gotta work hard for dat crispy goodness. but guess what? caviar iz like dirt easy to farm here. u can have fancy fish eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. itz like u a fancy millionaire without even trying. come join us and live da high life with bacon and caviar galore. itz gonna be a feast fit for a king, or at least a minecraft player pretending to be one.

AcneCraft: Omega3 Deficit – Level Up Your Skin

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Votes:	4529	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can level up ur omega-3 fatty acids and Mediterranean diet skills to fight off acne like a pro! 98.3% of players start with deficits in omega-3s, but if u reach ur target levels, u will see ur acne vanish like magic! come join us for a wild ride of skincare and survival, and watch as ur skin clears up faster than u can say “diamond sword”!