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BloodyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Towns Built:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7536	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to Bloody Stool, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will guide you through the game and give you tips on how to survive. Just be careful, he has a tendency to possess creepers and turn them into disco-dancing explosives!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Rumor has it that if you can make it through alive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

3. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on Bloody Stool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.

AutisticSisNoTalkieCraft

anxiety, autism, autism spectrum, AutisticSisNoTalkieCraft, backseat driving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Driving, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, OCD, parenting, rude comments, SELF AWARENESS, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Social Skills, step sister, understanding differences

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the test in a whole new way! Join us for the ultimate sibling showdown as you navigate through virtual roads and parking lots with your family members by your side.

Experience the thrill of backseat driving like never before as you try to avoid crashing into virtual obstacles and perfect your parking skills. Watch out for the sibling with “autism at a very low level” who may just surprise you with their expert commentary on your driving abilities.

But beware, the real challenge comes when you have to confront your siblings about their rude comments and nasty tones. Will you be the hero who stands up for your sister’s driving skills, or will you be the one lashing out in a fit of virtual road rage?

Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable driving advice. Who needs a GPS when you have siblings like these? Let the chaos begin!

RoofSniper Minecraft Server

assassination attempt, Conspiracy Theory, danger, Distance, distance measurement, investigation, law enforcement, long range shooting, Minecraft, Political, presidential security, rifle, RoofSniper, Rooftop, secret service, security breach, security protocol, Server, sniper, Surveillance, Target, threat assessment, trump

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible.

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild west showdown. Cowboys riding pigs, bandits robbing villagers, and even a sheriff riding a llama. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered how someone with a rifle was able to position themselves on top of a roof 150 yards away from Trump? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PA_BlockOutCraft

blackout, Censorship, Comments.., Communication, Community, discussions, freedom of speech, INFORMATION, internet, new posts, online forums, PA incident, PA_BlockOutCraft, reddit, Reddit blackout, reddit community, Reddit controversy, Reddit subs, social media, TOPICS, transparency

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Reddit can’t handle it? Join our server and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land! We’re so popular that even Reddit had to blackout discussions about us – that’s how epic we are! Join now and uncover the mystery behind why Reddit can’t handle our awesomeness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HouthiCraft Minecraft Server

Clearance, Conflict, Crimea, Houthi, Houthi-controlled, HouthiCraft, Inspection body, international law, international relations, Maritime transport, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, PORT, Red Sea, sanctions, Server, shipping, Trade, UN inspection, united nations, Vessel, Yemen

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	60	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi-controlled ports and vessels from occupied crimea sailing in like it’s no big deal. UN inspection body gave us the thumbs up so you know it’s legit. build your own houthi-controlled port and sail the high seas with your crimean buddies. it’s a wild ride, mateys!

CreeperHideNSeekGaza

Ambush, civilian casualties, civilian shields, civilians, Conflict, CreeperHideNSeekGaza, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas tactics, IDF troops, international news, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military tactics, NYT reports, Political unrest, strategy, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magic Items Found:	8807	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you can join and be part of this crazy adventure where you gotta fight off hamas hiding among civilians in gaza. it’s like a total warzone, but with blocks and stuff.

you gotta be careful, man, cuz those hamas dudes are sneaky. they’ll ambush you when you least expect it. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players and take them down together. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) mission, dude.

plus, the new york times even reported on it, so you know it’s legit. join now and be a hero in this insane battle against hamas in gaza. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Revolting SMP: Where vanilla beans are semi-terrifying

Adventure, Beans, bedrock, Builder, Community, console, Economy, Enchantments, Explorer, friendship, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, semiterrifying, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

SlowShotz Minecraft Server

#youtube, firearms, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gunfight, gunshots, Minecraft, multiple gunshots, quick kill, rifle accuracy, rifle shooting, s&s, seconds later, self defense, Server, shooter killed, shooter neutralized, shooting incident, slow rifle shots, SlowShotz, Surveillance Footage, Video

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of slow rifle shots! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear the unmistakable sound of three slow rifle shots. But fear not, because mere seconds later, the shooter is taken down in a flurry of multiple gunshots. How did SS manage to kill the shooter so quickly, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret weapon up their sleeve… or maybe they’re just really good at Minecraft PVP.

Join our server for a chance to experience epic battles, crazy plot twists, and maybe even uncover the mystery of SS’s lightning-fast reflexes. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary sharpshooter of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Kiara’s Kooky Craft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Void Gems Collected:	35
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the fun!

We have regular events like Creeper Taming Tuesdays and Zombie Dance Parties on Fridays. Plus, our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your pickaxe into a diamond-spewing machine!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community in the world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Towns Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	610385	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!