Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

The Anonymous Griefer’s Den

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama farmers who have mastered the art of pixelated agriculture. You won’t find a server with better llama care anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can sneak past them, you’ll be rewarded with more diamonds than you can carry!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join our dance parties and watch the Disco Sheep light up the night with their funky moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the SMILE of a lifetime!

LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

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Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

HappyCraft: Where Even Creepers Smile!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

On this server, if you mine a block, a real-life diamond magically appears in your pocket! And if you craft a sword, you become a sword-wielding ninja in real life! Plus, every time you build a house, a mansion pops up in your backyard!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll instantly become the happiest person in the world! How, you ask? Simple! Just follow these two steps: 1. Be as tall as a giant 2. Move to Japan

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Happily Ever After Mine

Companionship, Contentment, Emotional support, emotional well being, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happily, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Men, mental health, personal fulfillment, relationships, romantic relationships, self-sufficiency, social expectations, societal norms, Women

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.

But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

VikingVibes: No Pain, Just Gain in Scandinavia!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never suffer again…in Scandinavia! Why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best Viking life?

Picture this: you’re sailing the high seas in a boat made entirely of DIAMONDS while wearing a helmet made of IRON and wielding a sword made of GLOWING OBSIDIAN. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures like GIANT SQUID and DRAGONS while feasting on unlimited amounts of virtual MEAD. And did we mention that all players get their very own pet POLAR BEAR to accompany them on their adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to suffering because in Scandinavia, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of LOLZ.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Emporium

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

Looking for a server where you can ride on giant chickens through a land of rainbow trees? Look no further, because we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and crazy pandas who have stolen all the enchanted cookies in the land!

Build your own floating castle made entirely of glittering obsidian and unicorn horns! The possibilities are endless!

So come on and join us, because on this server, anything can happen! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world!

So what are you waiting for? Come on and join us for a magical adventure unlike any other! 🦄🌈

Have a wonderful day, anonymous!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we turn griefers into BFFs

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Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Why waste time making friends in the real world when you can make friends with pixelated chickens and cows instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn you’ll ever see – and if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride it into battle against evil creepers! So why wait? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

NiceGuysFinishCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the mean players always seem to come out on top? Well, fear not, because on our server, only the nicest players reign supreme! Join us and experience a world where kindness is key and where the friendliest player gets to rule the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who prove themselves to be the most generous and helpful. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just show the unicorn that you’re willing to lend a hand to your fellow players and it’s yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. But here’s the catch – only those who spread joy and positivity throughout the land will be able to uncover its location. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest, kindest, and most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉

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Guys, forget about finding a girlfriend in real life, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually a secret dating hub for all the single players out there! Just imagine, mining diamonds together, building epic structures side by side, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the virtual sunset. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes with love and friendship. So don’t be scared if you hear strange hissing noises behind you, it’s just our friendly neighborhood creeper spreading the love!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a free pet dragon that will follow you around and protect you from any griefers or trolls. Who needs a guard dog when you have a fire-breathing dragon by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and find love, friendship, and maybe even a pet dragon! Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the fun and forget to eat, sleep, or go outside. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft, right?

OrbansBlockPartyMC

Angela Merkel, cancels visit, criticism, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic row, diplomatic tensions, european politics, european union, foreign policy, German FM Baerbock, government decision, Hungary, Hungary-Germany relations, international relations, Moscow visit, Orbán, OrbansBlockPartyMC, political controversy, russia, Vladimir Putin

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!

FlashCraft: Life in Pixels

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Yo, imagine if your whole life was just one big Minecraft game. Like, you’re mining diamonds, fighting creepers, and building epic castles all day long. That’s basically what this server is all about.

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life. We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to find, and secret dungeons to explore. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends for life (or at least until the next server reset).

But beware, this server is so addictive that you might start seeing Minecraft blocks in real life. You’ll be walking down the street and suddenly think, “Hmm, that building would look better with some redstone torches.”

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together. See you in the game, blockheads!

NarcissistCraft: Bully Edition

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest, most epic battles you’ll ever see in minecraft history. like, seriously, we got players pulling off insane stunts and building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever laid eyes on.

and get this, we got this one player who’s like the king of the server, but he’s actually a total sweetheart. he’ll help you out with anything you need, whether it’s finding diamonds or fighting off creepers. he’s like the guardian angel of the server, but with a diamond sword instead of wings.

oh, and did i mention we have secret treasure hunts every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and it’s up to you to find them. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but way more fun.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have cookies. like, actual cookies. so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

⚡ ArtCraft | Survival, Anarchy | 1.16.5 – 1.20 ⚡ Minecraft server

Administration support, Altushka, Anarchy, ArtCraft, Bosses, CIS, Clans, Cosmetics, donation, Enchantments, Events, free case, GradusTV, Grief, Minecraft, MyNeosha, Never, Pirate, Plugins, Private, privileges, promo code, PvE, PvP, Quest System, Quests, Rewards, Rime, Russian, ryan gosling, Skuf, Survival, turrets, Unique crafts, Unique tags, Without Launcher

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╠ ARTCRAFT SERVER

╠ The most technologically advanced server in the CIS!

╠ IP – play.artcraft-mc.com

╠ Version 1.16.5 – 1.20.1

╠ MyNeosha, GradusTV, Rime and Never streamed on our server!

╠ Right now, they are already waiting for you:

╠ ▸Free case with privileges for new players!

╠ ▸Free cases with unique tags! (Ryan Gosling, Skuf, Altushka and many more!)

╠ ▸Over HUNDREDS of different cosmetics!

╠ ▸The most modern plugins!

╠ ▸Amazing design for each menu!

╠ ▸DOZENS of exciting quests!

╠ ▸Administration support 24/7!

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╠ We have reworked everyone’s favorite Anarchy and Survival!

╠ ⟿ Unique crafts

╠ ⟿ 4 types of turrets

╠ ⟿ New enchantments!

╠ ⟿ Cool quest system!

╠ ⟿ Dozens of events and new bosses

╠ ⟿ And much more!

╠ ⟿ Rewards for top places!

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╠ Log in now, enter the promo code /promo skuf and get a free case with a donation!

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╠ ! SITE: https://artcraft-mc.com/

╠ ! TG: https://t.me/artcraftmc

╠ ! VK: https://vk.com/artcraft_com

╠ ! DS: https://discord.gg/artcraft

╠ Light and honor, friends!

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play.artcraft-mc.com

ForzaCraft – #107 Minecraft Server

Cardb, clubs, Communication, Community, emulation, fh4, fh5, fm, forza, ForzaCraft, gameplay, howto, Lobby chat, Map, Media, Minecraft, News, Rivals, Server, Support, Video recaps, WEEKLY, Xbox

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re talking about FH4 delist sale Edition, where the only rule is to have an absolute blast!

Join us for the moggening Arc, where you’ll embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Our Clubs are like no other – we’ve got “4cvg” in FH4, “4ch” in FH5, and none in FM because, well, we like to keep things interesting.

Communication is key on our server. Chat it up in the Xbox App, but only after you’ve posted your xbox id setting in the designated spot. And if you’re feeling chatty, head on over to Discord for some discussion chat – just ask for an invite in the lobby and you’re in!

But wait, there’s more! Join our RivalsFM Weekly starting every Sun at 16:00 UTC for some friendly competition. And don’t forget to check out our Community News for all the latest updates and support.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM cardb to FH5 map guides, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness that is FH4 delist sale Edition. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time on meaningless crypto charts and market trends? Do you want to escape the scam trash market and have some real fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unwind and forget about all that crypto drama.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. No more stressing over worthless shitcoins or constantly checking prices – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches that will make you feel like you’ve just 10x your money. So why waste your time on the crypto rollercoaster when you can ride a virtual bike, go swimming in pixelated waters, or focus on building your dream world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos of the crypto world and join our server for a dose of laughter, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more rewarding than staring at those boring charts all day.

DadCraft: Kickout Edition

aita, cash jobs, child’s father, children’s well-being, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DadCraft, Edition, employment crisis, financial stress, household bills, Job Search, kick out, Kickout, lack of action, move out, parenting, selfish, Support, threatening, Ultimatum

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and build epic structures!

Join us and escape the real world drama of job loss and financial stress. No need to worry about bills here, just focus on crafting and surviving in our virtual world.

We promise not to kick you out if you don’t find diamonds fast enough, unlike some people in the real world. And hey, if you do get kicked out, at least you won’t have to worry about where to go – just respawn and keep playing!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? 😉🔨💎 #minecraftlife

MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, attractiveness, body image, body standards, body type, DATING, FITNESS, Masculinity, Minecraft, MuscleCraft, muscular build, muscular men, muscularity, partner selection, personal preference, physical appearance, Physical attraction, Physical fitness, Preferences, relationships, Server, strength, Women

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no eye candy? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most ripped and shredded players you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you can mine some abs instead?

Join our server and witness the epic battle of the bulge as players compete to see who can flex the hardest. From bicep curls with blocks to squatting with creepers, our players are always pushing their muscles to the limit.

But beware, things can get a little too swole sometimes. We once had a player who got so jacked that their character model glitched and they ended up looking like a walking mountain of muscle. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own workout routine, come join us! Who knows, you might even find your perfect swolemate among our buff player base.

CraftyRulez: No Pants, No Pickaxe!

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Are you tired of following boring rules at work or school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear a chicken costume at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of chicken overlords who demand nothing but poultry fashion in their kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that wearing a chicken costume gives you superpowers like the ability to lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the clucky chaos today!

StarmerCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, brexit, cooperation, Diplomacy, EU relations, European partnerships, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Keir Starmer, leadership, Minecraft, NATO summit, political agenda, Server, StarmerCraft, summit meeting, transatlantic relations., UK leader, United Kingdom

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be the leader of a whole country like keir starmer but without all the boring politics and stuff. u can have ur own nato summit with other players and mend eu relations by trading diamonds and emeralds. join now and show off ur diplomatic skills while building epic castles and fighting off creepers. who needs real world problems when u can have virtual ones on this server? come join the fun!

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	8480	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2601	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	164
Divine Spears Created:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3007
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Void Gems Collected:	36	Emeralds Found:	4553
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	239	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8893
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1948
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	4107	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Animals Bred:	189

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5974	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Players Killed by Monsters:	8261

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	1539	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	197
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4846
Animals Bred:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ores Mined:	8669	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

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