Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!
Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!
Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!
So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
Our server is so magical that even Endermen have started breakdancing instead of stealing blocks. And if you ever feel down, just hop on our server and watch as the sun rises in the shape of a smiley face, guaranteed to lift your spirits. So come join us and let our wacky world of wonder bring a smile to your face and help you mine away your worries!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more bananas than a monkey on a pogo stick. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort your milk out your nose (even if you’re not drinking milk).
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a group of singing creepers joins in and starts performing a synchronized explosion routine.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of golden feathers and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off.
So why waste your time on boring old TV shows when you could be living out these wacky adventures in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!
We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, like the “Llama Launcher” that lets you ride llamas into battle or the “TNT Tornado” that turns your enemies into confetti. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and watch your quality of life skyrocket as you embark on the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that roam the land, dispensing wisdom and cheeseburgers to those who are worthy.
So if you’re ready to add some spice to your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for cheese!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where you can discuss everything from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, and anthro MC all in one place? It’s a furry paradise!
Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are so worth playing, you’ll never want to leave your computer again. And guess what? Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so let your creativity run wild!
But beware, the last thread got so wild that it had to be archived. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
Once upon a time, there was a family who gathered every Sunday for a delicious meal. But the kids were always glued to their tablets, ignoring everyone around them. The host, a brave soul, decided enough was enough and banned the tablets from the dinner table. Chaos ensued as the kids threw a tantrum and the parents were outraged. But the host stood their ground, determined to bring back good old-fashioned family bonding.
Join our server and experience the thrill of interactive family dinners without the distraction of tablets! Who needs screens when you have virtual blocks to build with and friends to chat with? So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just leave those tablets at the door!
But here’s the kicker – instead of just handing them out like normal, the admins on this server have hidden them all over the map. you gotta go on this wild scavenger hunt to find them, dodging mobs and solving puzzles along the way.
And get this – once you collect enough vaccines, you can trade them in for epic loot and special abilities. like, maybe you’ll get super speed or the power to fly. it’s like a twisted, post-apocalyptic version of minecraft where the fate of the world rests on your shoulders.
So come join us on this server and see if you have what it takes to save the day – one polio vaccine at a time!
we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat can do backflips, nd creepers dat can break dance. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i swear.
nd get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but u gotta defeat a dragon first. it’s like a real life quest, bro.
oh, nd did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? yea, u heard me right. it’s da hottest ride in town.
so, if u wanna join a server where anything is possible nd u never know what crazy thing is gonna happen next, den u gotta join us. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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| We are an 18+ tight-knit community that enjoys engaging with one another in a lively and drama free Minecraft world. The perfect place to make new friends, create, and hang out! Player shops, events, and collaborative projects are all heavily encouraged. We use quality of life add-ons akin to those found on HermitCraft to enhance the multiplayer experience while maintaining vanilla gameplay. Additionally, an optional resource pack allows players to submit their own custom models, hats, and items to be used for minigames, events, or more! |
If you are interested in joining us for 1.21 you can fill out an application on our Discord!
Our server is exclusively for players who are 18 years old and above.
We use quality of life add-ons similar to those found on HermitCraft to enhance the multiplayer experience while keeping the gameplay mostly vanilla.
You can submit your own custom creations to be used for minigames, events, or other purposes by joining our Discord and following the submission guidelines.
Yes, we have a set of community guidelines and rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a friendly and welcoming environment.
Absolutely! Player shops, events, and collaborative projects are highly encouraged on our server, and we always look forward to seeing the creativity and teamwork of our community.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride rainbow-colored llamas through fields of exploding cupcakes, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and build a secret underground lair filled with talking pandas who give out valuable loot.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why nazi demons look like gray aliens. Or maybe not. But either way, you’re in for a wild ride!
Join our server for epic wrestling matches where you can body slam creepers and pile drive zombies. Scott D’Amore will even make special appearances as a guest referee, ensuring that chaos and hilarity ensue at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be able to defeat the reigning champ, a mysterious player known only as “The Blockbuster”?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!