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Power Wash Mania
come join dis minecraft server, where you can virtually power wash your way to a better mood like an oxford university study showed! we got power wash simulator (PWS) and it will make you happier than a pig in mud! more than 70% of our players saw a small improvement in their moods, so why not give it a try? plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server giving out diamonds to lucky players, so come join the fun and let’s power wash our way to happiness together! -
RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a ray of hope in the blocky world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride.Looking forward to something? How about our weekly “Llama Llama Dance Party” where all players must wear llama costumes and boogie down until the sun comes up. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.
Life feeling a little dull? Not on our server! We have a secret quest where players must find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining power. But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of rainbow sheep armed with enchanted swords.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Life is worth living when you’re part of our crazy blocky community!
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Wrong Glass Size Land
join this epic minecraft server where the glass is always overflowing with fun and adventure! our glass is so big, you’ll never have to worry about it being half-full or half-empty because it’s always full to the brim!come join us and build the biggest glass castle you can imagine, filled with diamond goblets and emerald chalices.
our server is so lit, even the creepers are sippin’ on champagne and partying all night long.
don’t miss out on the glassy goodness, join us now and let’s raise a toast to the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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Settle4Blocks
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!
So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!
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HappyCraft SMP
Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!
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TearsOfJoyMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of laugh? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying with happiness just like that one scene from that movie you love (you know the one).Join our server and experience the joy of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies with your new best friends. We promise you’ll be so happy, you’ll shed tears of joy just like when Simba finally takes his rightful place as king in The Lion King.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the tears of happiness flow as you embark on epic adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).
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BlockyGrinCraft
Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end! -
YouthfulIgnorance – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, or building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!
But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, dragons that randomly spawn and challenge players to epic battles, and even a rumor of a haunted mansion where ghosts will trade you rare items for cookies!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the ride of your life!
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TinyBlockJoy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords.Our server is home to the legendary “Happy Block,” a magical block that, when broken, showers you with an endless supply of cake and puppies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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MineCraftLoveCraft
Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate while building epic structures together. Who needs Tinder when you have TNT to blow up your heart with love? Swipe right on our server and let the creeper of love explode in your heart!
