come join our minecraft server, where the happiness paradox doesn’t exist! we have magical potions that make you happy all the time, no need to worry about self-control or willpower here!
we have a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and gold, but be careful, there are evil chickens guarding the treasure!
our server is home to the legendary unicorn army, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will fly you around the server in style. who needs self-destructive decisions when you have a pet dragon, amirite?
so come on over and join the fun, where happiness is guaranteed and the adventures are endless!
