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Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DiamondDoge, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, ISOLATION, Isolation Edition, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, Watch Along

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	704	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

PajamaPoliceCraft

affluent town, Bot, chatgpt, CONSERVATIVE, cousin, culture, fashion, Homeless, homeless shelter, Indiana, new york, NYC, old money towns, PajamaPoliceCraft, PAJAMAS, pretentious, Public, Rude, sensory issues, Sketchy, snobs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8718
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

SubmarineSass Minecraft Server

Abuse, bullying, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Harassment, investigation, male colleagues, Military, Minecraft, mistreatment, Navy, Probe, Server, sexism, submarine forces, SubmarineSass, toxic culture, uk, Women, Workplace

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	165985	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines filled with women who are tired of being bullied and abused by their male colleagues! we offer a safe haven for these brave women to escape to and build amazing underwater bases together. dive deep into the ocean and explore hidden treasures while fighting off evil sea monsters with your new girl squad. show those bullies who’s boss in our underwater utopia! join now for a truly unique and empowering gaming experience!

CraftyCancerDetective

Blood Test, cancer detection, cancer screening, common cancers, CraftyCancerDetective, diagnostic test, disease detection, early detection, funding announcement, government funding, government initiative, health funding, Health Innovation, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, medical technology, oncology, preventative care, public health, research, UK Government

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray new server?? it’s like, so lit cuz it’s run by the government and they’re funding this insane £120 blood test that can like, detect 12 cancers!! like, how cool is that?? u can literally play Minecraft and save lives at the same time, like whaaat?? join now and be a part of the most epic server ever, where u can mine diamonds and fight off zombies while also contributing to groundbreaking medical research!!! #bestserverever #minecraftandcancerresearch #govtapprovedfun 🤣🤣🤣

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

3D Debut, Abyssgard, Anime List, baubau, baubaus, BLOCK, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, Defective Edition, fuwamoco, hololive, merch, Minecraft, Morning #131, Party, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, Virtual idol, Vtuber, youtube channel

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to the most defective and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can battle it out with other players in a game of “BauDol” – a high stakes competition where the winner gets to rule over the server for a day!

But that’s not all! We also have 3D debuts of our players, where they showcase their talents in the most mind-blowing way possible. You won’t believe your eyes when you see what they can do!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive merchandise, featuring designs inspired by the abyss and beyond. Get your hands on some Fuwawa or Mococo gear and show off your allegiance to our server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where it takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Characters, complexity, confusion, controversial, Critics, critique, deep, Interpretation, liked, Minecraft, Movie, Mystery, opinion, Plot, Redpilled, review, smp, Symbolism, Themes, Thought-provoking, TV, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3444
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4427	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Love Letters Sent:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Broke Fam Minecraft Server

apartment living, asian family, Australia, BROKE, child care, collector’s items, DEBT, drug addiction, fam, family dynamics, family struggles, financial help, home environment, Job Search, learning disability, long-term planning, Minecraft, moving out, night shifts, Parental Responsibility, rent money, Server, tenancy agreement, unpaid child care

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

CraftyCopsNTrouble

911, AITAH, Argument, bedroom door, calling the cops, CraftyCopsNTrouble, Divorce, Gaslighting, Harmless, knife, Marriage, relationship advice, Scared, scared AF, silent treatment, SPOOKED, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, Wife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

InfluentialSteve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	6780
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Forget historical figures, the real MVPs are the players on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to become the next big shot in the virtual world. We’ve got legendary players who have built entire empires out of dirt blocks and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted armor.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, you can become a legend in your own right. Who needs history books when you can make your mark on the digital world? Join us and show the world what you’re made of!

PixelPeepersGuild

blue light, Digital Detox, digital eye strain, eye care, eye care routine, eye exercises, eye fatigue, eye health, eye health awareness, eye health tips, eye protection, eye strain prevention, eye strain relief, long term eye health, PixelPeepersGuild, screen fatigue, screen time, screen time management, screen time tips, social media, vision care

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Hey there, tired of frying your eyeballs on social media all day? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Not only will you be saving your precious peepers from the harmful blue light of doom, but you’ll also be embarking on epic adventures, building insane structures, and battling virtual dragons (yes, dragons, we said it). Say goodbye to eye strain and hello to pixelated paradise! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to healthier eyes and endless fun!