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BabyCraft: No Shower Drama

Affair, animosity, awkward guests, baby shower, baby sleeping arrangements, BabyCraft, combined shower, Communication Issues, conundrum, Drama, due dates, family dynamics, family tension, happily married, Invitations, judgmental, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, Resentment, separate shower, shower, sibling rivalry, support system

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4577
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters!

So, picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of pregnant villagers having a heated argument over baby showers. One is accusing the other of being judgmental for wanting their baby to sleep in their own room sooner, while the other is planning a combined shower against their wishes. Drama, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic baby shower showdown in Minecraft history! Will they settle their differences and have a joint celebration, or will they each have their own separate shower? The tension is palpable, and the stakes are high!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the villagers have hidden special loot in the form of baby supplies around the server. Will you be able to find them and claim your reward? Only the bravest and most resourceful players will succeed!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest baby shower drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

communication in marriage, CraftyCouple, happily married, husband and wife, long term relationship, love and commitment, marital bliss, marriage advice, marriage companionship, marriage harmony, marriage longevity, marriage satisfaction, Marriage Support, marriage tips, married life, Married men, Minecraft, partnership in marriage, reddit, relationship goals, secret to marriage, Server, successful marriage

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

Experience, long tail, Minecraft, Never, Server, tags, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2861	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	69
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6689	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.