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BabyCraft: No Shower Drama

family dynamics, baby shower, happily married, awkward guests, Drama

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters!

So, picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of pregnant villagers having a heated argument over baby showers. One is accusing the other of being judgmental for wanting their baby to sleep in their own room sooner, while the other is planning a combined shower against their wishes. Drama, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic baby shower showdown in Minecraft history! Will they settle their differences and have a joint celebration, or will they each have their own separate shower? The tension is palpable, and the stakes are high!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the villagers have hidden special loot in the form of baby supplies around the server. Will you be able to find them and claim your reward? Only the bravest and most resourceful players will succeed!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest baby shower drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

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CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

marriage longevity, Minecraft, secret to marriage, Married men, marriage harmony

Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

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UkraineCraft: More Billions, More Blocks, More Fun!

Ukrainian government, nato, military aid, blocks, Ukraine

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Ukrainian superpowers ready to take on those pesky Russians! With an extra 60 billion in our pockets, we are gearing up for the ultimate showdown. Join us and witness the epic battle unfold as our Ukrainian warriors unleash their fury on the enemy. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now and be part of history in the making!

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Blocky Bachelorettes: Femcel Follies

Insecurity, DATING, Communication, rejection, love

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some excitement in your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own love fortress and find your one true blocky soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a creeper companion by your side?

Forget about being ghosted in real life, on our server, you’ll never be alone because our zombie villagers are always looking for new friends. Plus, who needs a boring old face mask when you can have a cum creeper to protect you from any unwanted attention?

So come on over and join our server for a relationship experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated world full of surprises!

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The Creeper and Enderman Show

Kuro Maid, supernatural beings, Supernatural, Anime, big boobies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big boobies and nice cleavage are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ll ever see, from towering castles to pixel art masterpieces of… you guessed it, big boobies and nice cleavage! But that’s not all – we also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a disco party with creepers? We got you covered.

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as tight-knit as a pair of… well, you know, then look no further. Our players are friendly, fun-loving, and always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, you’ll feel right at home here.

So why wait? Come join us on the most boobilicious Minecraft server around! Trust us, once you see what we have to offer, you’ll never want to leave.

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Cheeky Chechnya Craft

CHEEKY, community gatherings, cultural events, weekend activities, friday night

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every night is an Average Friday night in Chechnya! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our creepers are trained in martial arts and will challenge you to a showdown before exploding. – The zombies have a dance party every night and you’re invited to join in on the fun. – Our skeletons are actually expert marksmen and will challenge you to a game of archery. – The ender dragon is a professional wrestler and will body slam you before you can defeat it.

So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our Minecraft server where anything can happen!

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Crafty Cows and Creepers – Moo-tastic Adventures!

merch, Mootastic, NSFW, Stream, Anime List

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine before the creepers blow you up! 🤣 Join us for the Get Well Soon Edition, because let’s face it, after a day of mining and crafting, you’re gonna need some healing potions! 💊

Our upcoming stream will have you on the edge of your blocky seat, with epic battles against Ender Dragons and zombie hordes. And don’t even get us started on our previous stream – let’s just say things got so wild, even the villagers were shaking in their boots! 👢

Debuting on our server is a YouTuber whose skills are as sharp as a diamond sword – you won’t want to miss their epic builds and hilarious adventures. And with a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of golden apples, you’ll never run out of fun things to do! ⛏️

Check out our unarchived content for some behind-the-scenes shenanigans, from Twitter spaces to karaoke nights that will have you singing like a zombie villager. And don’t forget to grab some merch to show off your love for our server – because nothing says “I love mining” like a Creeper t-shirt! 💣

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of /baubau/-related content, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin! 🎮🌟

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Mindbreak Mania: Torturing Villagers Since 2010

online behavior, v/tards, heated discussions, Torturing, social media

Are you ready to have your mind shattered into a million pieces while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server specializes in mindbreaks and /v/tards for 3 days straight! That’s right, we will push you to your limits and beyond until you can’t even remember your own name.

But wait, there’s more! If you survive the mindbreaks, you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a pig with wings. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn to ride around the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

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BigTrannyBlocks: Where Size Matters in Minecraft!

Jealousy, toxic masculinity, body image, LGBTQ community, comparison

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

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CraftyAnimeNerds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Shonen Fans!

long trail: will shonen always be the most popular anime, will shonen always be the most popular manga, CraftyAnimeNerds, opinion, Fandom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and enter a world where shonen anime and manga reign supreme! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be battling epic anime bosses and completing quests inspired by your favorite shonen series.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of anime fans who have dedicated their lives to proving that shonen is the ultimate anime and manga demographic. Will you join them in their quest for dominance?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience shonen like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship and power along the way.

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