Happiest MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Happiest Minecraft SMP Moment Ever

inner peace, moment, life-changing event, Life, personal growth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a Psilocybin trip for your gaming experience!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with love and laughter, just like that magical trip you’ll never forget.

So come on, hop on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Minecraft who?” Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling happier than ever before!

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HappyAge SMP: 30s Club

specific age, growth, aging, smp, Nostalgia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure joy and happiness! Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of friendly players who are all over the age of 50. That’s right, we’re not your average SMP, we’re the retirement home of Minecraft!

Join us and relive the glory days of your youth while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow golden oldies. Who needs grandchildren when you have a whole community of seasoned players to game with? Plus, we have bingo nights every Friday and a special discount on virtual prune juice for all members.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like a kid again (albeit a kid with arthritis), then look no further than our Minecraft SMP for the 50+ crowd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, spiritual connection, Contentment, emotional connection, satisfaction

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

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BlockBucksCraft

finding purpose, dream job, BlockBucksCraft, creative endeavors, pursuing happiness

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

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ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

Defense, fighting vehicle, Military, Video, ParatrooperPvP

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

chair attack, live tv, political aggression, election drama, Brazilian elections

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

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Lava Spit & Drool Server

lava, moisture, bodily functions, saliva composition, bodily fluids

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime

Narcissistic vulnerability, Playtime, anxiety, self esteem, perfectionism

so, like, u know how u always feel like u gotta be perfect and stuff, but then u end up just putting things off and procrastinating? well, on this server, we embrace ur imperfections and celebrate ur flaws! join us and let ur narcissistic vulnerability shine as u build the wonkiest, most chaotic creations u can imagine! procrastinate all u want, cuz here, we believe in taking ur time and enjoying the process. come be a part of our wacky community where imperfection is perfection!

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✅ HorizonOfCubes start of season 4 (04.05.2024) Minecraft server

voice chat, high quality, Vanilla Survival, i9 13th generation cores, season 4

HorizonOfCubes is a free server without private, purchased admin panels and other junk. A place where everyone can spend time, resting from everyday work, realizing themselves and communicating with like-minded people.

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The server is based on vanilla survival. The main idea is simplicity, accessibility and creating a good community.

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Vanilla-complementing plugins help to immerse yourself more deeply in the friendly atmosphere. Voice chat and emotions allow you to express yourself, and the server resource pack adds color and variety! All plugins are selected to complement vanilla Minecraft, preserving its vibe.

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Saturday meetings with the project administration in the format of a conversation with players; The world of art for creative people; Events and board games held by players; All types of leisure are countless, everyone will find something to their liking!

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For a comfortable game without lags, the server is divided into separate worlds, each of which is processed separately from each other by the i9 13th generation cores. This ensures stable server operation at 20 TPS, allowing several hundred players to play simultaneously!

The server is constantly monitored by moderation, ready to help the players of the project at any time. All this creates a high quality of the game.

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❗ The project was opened in 2021 and has already established itself in the eyes of thousands of players. Join our friendly community by joining our Discord. Apply and play with us!

play.HorizonOfCubes.ru

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Nasty Hoops Minecraft Server

sports anime, animation, hand drawn, Server, high school

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the first sports anime you’ve ever watched – totally unexpected and totally awesome! We’ve got hand-drawn marker backgrounds that will blow your mind and mild high school elements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown, bro. Who needs plot when you’ve got this level of insanity? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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