DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

disabled care, family health, happier, children at home, elderly care

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

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DeflationCraft – Lower Prices, Happier Players

deflation, regular people, lower prices, consumer behavior, inflation rate

join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the wildest adventures of ur life! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.

another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.

if u want to be part of the most epic and ridiculous minecraft server ever, then join us now! who needs lower inflation when u can have deflation in the form of lower prices for all ur virtual goodies? come on, u know u want to!

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CraftyHappinessMC

life satisfaction, happier, well-being, creative expression, stress relief

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can get CREATIVE and feel HAPPIER than ever before! Like seriously, dis study found dat doin creative stuff like sewing or painting can make u feel like a freakin ROCKSTAR in life. So why not join dis server and unleash ur inner PICASSO while building crazy cool stuff with ur homies? Trust me, u won’t regret it! Plus, who knows, maybe u’ll even find a magical unicorn in da game and ride off into da sunset together. So what are u waiting for? Join now and start living ur best crafty life!

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CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

worst endings, long tail, just, ending, you

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

player heads, shopping, Voicechat, chat protection, happier

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

KidzCraftFunZOne

another name, kid’s teacher, Margot, real emergency, phone calls

Are you tired of being called Agatha all along? Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s Margot! No more bullying from other players, just pure fun and freedom to choose your own name.

Our server is so accepting that even the teachers in the game will support your name change. No more annoying phone calls from school asking for permission, just play and have a blast without any judgment.

Don’t be a bonehead like the district policy, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Your husband will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with the name Agatha again. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the Agatha drama!

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CraftyLoveMatch

compatibility, Commitment, relationship trust, Communication, CraftyLoveMatch

so, like, imagine this: u join this amazin’ minecraft server, right? and, like, u gotta pass this super important compatibility test before u can even start playin’. but, like, here’s the catch – if u don’t pass, u gotta marry the first person u see in the game.

but, like, don’t worry! because, like, our server is known for creatin’ the most amazin’ love stories ever. like, there was this one time where two players failed the test and ended up gettin’ married in real life!

so, like, if u wanna find true love or just have a good laugh, join our server now! who knows, maybe u’ll find ur soulmate or end up in a wacky love triangle. the possibilities are endless, dude!

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Blockrock Geopol – Ancient World Roleplay Server

Geopol, Ancient, Immersive, Moderation, Immersion

Blockrock Geopol

Key Features	Immersive gameplay, custom world, realistic map, revamped armor and combat
Gameplay Mechanics	Roleplay elements, custom plugins, challenging environment
Community Aspects	Laid-back moderation, emphasis on player interaction and cooperation
Server IP	144.217.39.25:25573
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes Blockrock Geopol unique?	Our server offers an immersive ancient world experience with custom features and a challenging environment.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have a laid-back moderation approach but prohibit activities that break the immersion of the world, such as auto farms.
How is the map designed in Blockrock Geopol?	We have a realistic map created with tectonic plates, volcanic vault lines, and natural wonders for exploration.
What changes have been made to armor and combat?	We have revamped armor to make progression less linear and offer a more balanced gameplay experience.

ClassicPrisonQuestsGuardsPenRoleplay

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!, ClassicPrisonQuestsGuardsPenRoleplay, multiple ways to earn money, Rent a prison cell, So What’s the Deal?

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Key Features:

Become a Parolee and leave the prison
Prestiges to earn special rewards
Guards to assist and protect players
Quests for extra cash or items
Gangs to fight for dominance
Illegal items like swords and potions
Prison cell or plot rental
Progression from basic tools to better gear

Gameplay Mechanics:

Smelt ores and sell them in PVP zones
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties on enemies
Auction House for item selling
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests

Community Aspects:

Roleplay with Guards enforcing rules
Opportunity to apply as a Guard
Focus on classic prison server experience

Ranks:

Rank	Amount
A – Default Prisoner	$0
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQ:

Q: What makes this server different?: A: Unique gameplay mechanics like becoming a Parolee, Prestiges, and Guards enforcing rules set it apart.
Q: How can I earn money on the server?: A: Multiple ways such as fishing, farming, and mining are available.
Q: Can I join a gang on the server?: A: Yes, you can join a gang and compete with rival gangs for dominance.
Q: Are there quests available on the server?: A: Yes, quests can be completed for extra cash or special items.
Q: What are the rules enforced by Guards?: A: Guards enforce rules like no PVP, no swords, no potions, and no bows.

Oakay SMP – Explore, Build, and Make Lifelong Friends!

27 Custom Advancements, Discord, PlayStation, A Brand-New Shopping District, BUILD

Welcome to Oakay SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features
Cross-Platform Play
Voice Chat & Audio Player
27 Custom Advancements
Brand-New Shopping District
Grief Protection

Why Oakay SMP?

Join our adult community for a collaborative and respectful gaming experience.

How to Join

Apply today and connect with us on Discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server available for both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, players from Java, Bedrock, Xbox, PlayStation, Switch, and Mobile can join.
What makes Oakay SMP unique?	We offer a mature and collaborative environment with custom advancements and a shopping district.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	We provide anti-grief tools to ensure your creations are safe.

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Blockrock Geopol

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Welcome to Oakay SMP Minecraft Server

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