Happen MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OopsCraft: Where every mistake is a hilarious story waiting to happen!

misstep, regret, INCONVENIENCE, Story, start over

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft server. I was just minding my own business, mining away and suddenly I stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited that I accidentally hit the wrong button and ended up deleting my entire inventory! Hours of progress down the drain, but hey, at least I got a good laugh out of it. If you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for some epic loot, then you definitely need to join this server. Who knows what kind of crazy mishaps you’ll get into next!

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VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

relationships, Normgroids, morality, Marriage, whoring out

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Tread, celebration, happen, travel, History

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

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DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

Music, fastforward, learning, DerpyCraft, mum

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

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Crafty Colonizers: Where Whores and Genocide Happen for Fun!

Genocide, ethnic genocide, resistance, Exploitation, power dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to the most niche of interests – BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to building extravagant brothels for colonized NPCs and organizing epic battles for ethnic cleansing?

Picture this: you and your friends team up to create the most luxurious and scandalous brothel in all of Minecraft, complete with diamond-encrusted beds and redstone-operated trap doors for that extra spice. And when you’re not busy satisfying the needs of your virtual clientele, you can partake in thrilling battles to rid the land of pesky NPCs from different ethnic backgrounds. It’s like a twisted version of The Sims meets Game of Thrones, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and morality, look no further than our BWC: colonized whores and ethnic genocide server. Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

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Crafty Countrymen: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen!

INEQUALITY, age discrimination, age-related discrimination, Crafty, age bias

Are you tired of your countrymen constantly causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no countrymen allowed” policy! Join us and escape the madness of your fellow citizens as we embark on epic adventures together.

At just 26 years old, I’ve already seen things that would make a seasoned Minecraft player cry. But on our server, we laugh in the face of danger and embrace the chaos with open arms. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a countryman, in which case, you’re not welcome here.

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Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

Kismet, stroke of luck, LUCK, synchronicity, happen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen in blocks! #blessed #miningforheaven #holycow

salvation, Selflessness, blocks, miracles, Role Model

Looking for a Minecraft server where even Jesus himself would hang out? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus watches Watame! That’s right, our fluffy sheep queen Watame has caught the attention of the man above, so you know we’re legit. Join us for some outrageous adventures, insane builds, and who knows, maybe even a divine intervention or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

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Unbelievable things happen on this Modded Vanilla+ Minecraft server for 16+ players!

small mods, Discord, LGBTQ, player communication, socialization

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Focus	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Features	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight (And other cooking mods) Player economy QoL mods
Server Type	Whitelist only
Website	smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

Questions & Answers

1. Can I join the server without being part of the LGBTQ+ community?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly but welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities as long as they are respectful and abide by the server guidelines.

2. How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on the server, you can visit the website provided and follow the instructions for joining the community. Make sure to introduce yourself and express your interest in joining the server.

3. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should be aware of before joining?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and inclusive community environment. These rules typically include no griefing, respecting others’ builds, and using appropriate language in chat. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules before joining.

4. What can I expect from the player economy on the server?

The player economy allows for trade and interaction between players, creating a dynamic in-game market where resources and goods can be exchanged. This feature encourages cooperation and collaboration among players.

5. How can I report any issues or concerns while playing on the server?

If you encounter any problems or have any concerns while on the server, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators through the Discord link provided. They will assist you in resolving any issues and ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players.

The SMP Queen Charlotte Minecraft SMP

smp, Roleplay, Minecraft, Queen, Submission

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a hardcore slut running the show, a harem of submissive bitches ready to do your bidding, and epaulets for days. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous cleavage and fake French accents – it’s a whole vibe.

But that’s not all – we’ve got fake tits galore (you just know), and we even give people fake French names for that extra touch of class. So why wouldn’t you want to join in on the madness? Come on, you know you want to be a part of this outrageous adventure!

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