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Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Emeralds Found:	5004	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

Based, belonging, comfort, comfy, ComfyCraft, CONTENT, Country, Cozy, Familiar, home, HOMELAND, Identity, national pride, native land, patriotism, Peaceful, Roots, Secure, Serene, Settled, Tranquil

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

Battles, biome map, Existing, fanbase, friendship, general, Glory, Interactive map, introductory document, monster hunting, nation, Nations, not die, Oshi, Projects, Rivalry, rule, VITI archive, VTubeCraft, Vtuber, Vtubers, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	1369
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

Crafty Combat Crew

adult responsibilities, balancing issues, changes, Combat, combo routes, Commitment, Competitive Gaming, constant updates, Crafty, CREW, Expansions, fighting games, Frames, game updates, Gaming Community, Knockback, match-ups, motivation, Old Days, patch notes, patches, strategies, Time management

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4679	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5992	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Towns Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	186
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

Audiences, BPD, cleverly delivered, cousin, cousin relationship, Degenerate, fix her, fucked up, Fun, Lonely Men, Manipulation, nge, nuanced, Oreimo, OreimoCraft, psychological themes, psychological thriller, sexual degeneration, Subtle, taboo fetishization, Target, vicarious channeling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	1000	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magic Items Found:	6067	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

Architecture, azerbaijan, Azerbaijanis, baku, caspiansea, Caucasus, CraftyCaucasus, cuisine, culture, Dance, Exploration, History, Hospitality, landscapes, Language, Minecrafters, Mountains, Music, people, silkroad, tourism, Traditions, travel, unite

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	242540
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	20

Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!