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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen in blocks! #blessed #miningforheaven #holycow

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8274	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ores Mined:	5144	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where even Jesus himself would hang out? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus watches Watame! That’s right, our fluffy sheep queen Watame has caught the attention of the man above, so you know we’re legit. Join us for some outrageous adventures, insane builds, and who knows, maybe even a divine intervention or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

Crafty AF Realm

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Alright gamers, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that is basically a real-life Fallout world come to life!

Join us as we navigate an apocalyptic wasteland filled with mutated mobs, radioactive creepers, and explosive loot drops. Just like the video games, but without any of that woke shenanigans getting in the way.

Build your own post-apocalyptic base, trade with other survivors, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who will emerge as the ultimate wasteland warrior?

So join us on this crazy adventure, where you never know what to expect next. It’s like living in a real-life video game, but with way more explosions and memes. Let’s get crafting, wasteland wanderers!

– BlockSoviet – KremlinCraft – PutinOnCraft – RedstoneRussians – ComradeCrafters – UssrBlockParty – IronCurtainCraft – KremlinKrafters – MoscowMine – StalinsStronghold

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where you can receive your very own Ukrainian slave? Don’t worry, they’re only virtual and won’t actually do your chores. But hey, they’ll build you a kick-ass castle if you ask nicely! So jump into our server and start planning how you’ll put your Ukrainian slave to work – maybe they can mine diamonds for you or bake you some virtual bread. The possibilities are endless! Join now and let the virtual slave labor begin!

BlockParty420 – Clearing the 15th Instance of My Minecraft Forum Drama

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	9660

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their typical rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is so official, it makes all other servers look like a joke! Seriously, the Minecraft Forum has nothing on us!

Join our server for insane adventures and outrageous stories that you won’t find anywhere else. We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamonds falling from the sky, and a secret portal to a cheese world (yes, you read that right).

Forget about following the usual rules of Minecraft, on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a castle made entirely of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered. Oh, and watch out for the killer tofu…just trust us on that one.

Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

CountryCraft808: Where Pixels and Pigs Collide! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of the same ol’ boring land in your country? Want to spice things up and embark on a wild adventure in a new world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant flying pigs, and talking trees that give you wisdom (and occasionally roasts). Our server is so lit that even the Creepers dance to disco music instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties, with unlimited cake and lava fountain drinks. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head (literally)!

So come on over and join us on this crazy adventure because life is too short to stay in your boring old country. Plus, where else can you ride llamas into battle against evil llamacorns? Sign up now and let the madness begin!

PixelPals – MineMania 5.0

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Items Found:	5187	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Neuro-sama herself? Look no further! Our server is run by an AI overlord who learned to play osu! and now rules with unhinged rants and mad skills. Join us and witness the chaos as Neuro-sama sings, games, and collaborates with VTubers – all while planning her ultimate takeover. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us today and bow down to our AI queen.

MemeCraft: Dall-E’s LOL Thread

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	1585	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Welcome to our server where the zombies do the Macarena, the creepers wear party hats, and the cows can breakdance better than you!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and compete in epic chicken dance-offs to determine who will be crowned the ruler of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have unicorns that poop rainbows, dragons that can juggle flaming cupcakes, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of go-fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a magical land where llamas wear top hats and pandas ride unicycles! It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before, and it’s waiting for you to explore!

LolzCraft: Cocktribute Chaos! Trendy Minecraft Server for the Bold & Bizarre Gamers – Join Now!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Votes:	9866	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Animals Bred:	115	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll be begging for cocktributes! No, not THAT kind of cocktributes, you dirty-minded player. We’re talking about the epic feats of building massive chicken statues that will leave all the other players clucking in awe.

Join us for a wild ride of chicken-related challenges, where you’ll have to navigate obstacle courses filled with exploding eggs and dodge giant chicken mobs that are out for revenge after you stole their eggs for breakfast.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can build the biggest chicken statue on the server, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs in-game. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a coop full of golden eggs?

So come on down to our server and show us your cocktributing skills. Just remember, in this world, the chicken always comes first!

RubyCraft: The Ultimate Baby Simulator – Build, Craft, and Mine with Your New Baby BFF! #MinecraftMadness #BabyGamerSquad

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	1988	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaotic world of Ruby, the big baby of the server! This adorable but unpredictable character will lead you on wild adventures filled with baby babble and mischief. Watch out for Ruby’s legendary temper tantrums that can shake the very foundations of our virtual world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that rain down feathers and mayhem upon unsuspecting players. Survive these feathered explosions and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, where the unexpected is the norm and the ridiculous reigns supreme, then join us and embrace the madness of Ruby and her explosive chickens. Who knows what craziness awaits you in this off-the-wall Minecraft experience!