hans roasted – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft SMP – /d g/ – Diamond Guardians
494503029, API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, Codename Frontiers, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, Diamond, dim, Dps, Guardians, Guide, Minecraft, News, PressKits, Resources, smp, spreadsheets, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.4
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and more creepers than you can shake a stick at.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has been known to drop in and challenge players to PvP battles.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a creeper explosion, and more laughs than a villager trying to trade with you. Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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TimeTravlinTom Minecraft SMP
choose, emotional, Experience, first time, introspection, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, own life., past, personal growth, Reflection, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Significant, single moment, smp, special moment, time travel, TimeTravlinTom, Unique, Witness
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience time travel in a whole new way? Then come join our wacky SMP where you can witness your most epic Minecraft moments over and over again!
Picture this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, your heart racing as you try to outsmart your opponents. Just when you think all hope is lost, you activate your time travel powers and go back to that moment, ready to kick some butt all over again!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Time Crystal, rumored to grant players the ability to turn back time whenever they want. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time traveler in Minecraft history?
So come on, join us and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old reality when you can relive your favorite moments in blocky, pixelated glory? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

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CraftyClicksMC
CraftyClicksMC, Helpful Tools, internet resources, online resources, top websites, useful website, website directory, website list, website rankings, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website suggestions
Have you ever stumbled upon a website that is so useful, it’s like finding a diamond block in Minecraft? Well, our Minecraft server is like the ultimate website of the gaming world! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs into battle like a true warrior! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly pranking unsuspecting newbies with exploding chickens and disappearing blocks. So why waste your time on boring websites when you can join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the madness begin!

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EcoPoliceCraft: Stop Brazil Fires!
#sustainability, Amazon, Biodiversity, Boss, Brazil, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, EcoPoliceCraft, ecosystem, enforcement, Environmental, Fires, illegal logging, law enforcement, Police, Protection, punishment, Rainforest, regulations, STOP, Wildfire
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.
plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.

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TV Sewage Breaks Server
advertising breaks, breaks, broadcast schedule, commercial breaks, half an hour, Media consumption, peak demand, peak flow intervals, peak flows, peak periods, Server, seven minutes, Sewage, sewage system, television commercials, Television era, television industry, television programming, Timing, urban infrastructure, Waste Disposal, waste management
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA CRAZIEST SH*T EVER! WE GOT SEWAGE FLOWS EVERY HALF AN HOUR, JUST LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON TV! IMAGINE SWIMMING IN POOP WHILE BUILDING UR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE DIS BEFORE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES U WON’T FORGET (EVEN IF U TRY)! #SEWAGEPARTY #EPICPOOPADVENTURES #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤣🤮🏰🚽🎉

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Quantum Quark Quest
entangled quarks, experimental physics, first time, high energies, Observation, particle physics, particles, Physicists, probes, Quantum, quantum breakthrough, quantum entanglement, quantum feat, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum observation, quantum physics, quantum research, quantum technology, quark, Quest, scientific discovery
so like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can observe entangled quarks for the first time. like, dude, that’s some next level quantum feat stuff right there. u can open the door to further probes of quantum information in particles at high energies, like whoa. join now and be part of this mind-blowing adventure in the world of minecraft. who knows what crazy things u might discover in this server. come on, don’t miss out on this epic journey of quantum proportions. let’s get weird and wacky together, join now!

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Supremecraft 2024
2012-2014, Active, building, Community, dafreo, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Minecraft 1.20.6, multiplayer, Non-profit, Nostalgia, old school, pay to win, PvP, Reviving, small server, socializing, Survival, Vanilla
Supremecraft 2024 is bringing the good ‘ol days back to life. We are a small server, aiming to revive an active server from 2012-2014 by the same name created by dafreo. We despise the pay-to-win structure that is far too present on other modern-day multiplayer servers. Our goal is to build a place for players to simply hang out, have fun, and play some Minecraft.
We support players running Minecraft 1.20.6 and up.
supremecraft2024.mc.gg:26260

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URBAN – Vanilla, Survival without a vulture Minecraft server
anti cheat, Cheating, complaint, Discord, filtering, friendly players, Griefers, Griefing, inadequate, Plugins, Quality Server, Safety, stealing, Survival, twinks, Urban, Vanilla, vanilla course, Vulture, Whitelist
A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.
Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3
You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.
There is an anti-cheat on the server!
To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!
urban.sytes.net:19132

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Gantz Minecraft Server
action, aliens, Anime, dark themes, death game, dynamic, gantz, Gore, INTENSE, Manga adaptation, mature content, Minecraft, Mystery, Psychological, resurrection, Sci Fi, series, Server, Supernatural, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, violence
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Gantz! Join us for insane battles, intense survival challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even encounter some alien creatures or mysterious black orbs that transport you to another dimension. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

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Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP
Alternatives, alternatives to pagers, alternatives to phones, communication devices, communication solutions, communication tools, emergency communication, Minecraft, modern technology, pager, pager alternatives, pager replacement, phone alternatives, phone substitutes, smp, tech evolution, tech holocaust, technology advancements, walkie talkie, walkie talkie benefits, walkie talkie features, walkie talkie guide, walkie talkie usage, wireless communication
Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

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