Join us and relive the glory days of your youth while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow golden oldies. Who needs grandchildren when you have a whole community of seasoned players to game with? Plus, we have bingo nights every Friday and a special discount on virtual prune juice for all members.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like a kid again (albeit a kid with arthritis), then look no further than our Minecraft SMP for the 50+ crowd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can also add extra organs to your body for superhuman abilities! Want to breathe fire like a dragon? Just add a flamethrower lung! Need to see in the dark like a ninja? Slap on some night vision eyeballs! The possibilities are endless!
So come on down and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a spleen when you can have a jetpack kidney instead? Let the madness begin!
In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.
But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.
And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!
But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
Imagine a world where players have to navigate through family feuds, baby trapping scandals, and unexpected babysitting duties. Will you be able to handle the drama and still build the best Minecraft creations?
Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and maybe even become the hero of the day by saving a player from a baby trap or helping them deal with entitled relatives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!
Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.
We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.
So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!
