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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1052 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?
Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!