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CraftyExile – Modern Minecraft Server

Beta, Closed Beta Soon, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, forum, general, Kalguur, Links, Major Patch Notes, Minecraft, MODERN, Patch 3.25, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, pathofexile, pathofexile2, PoE, POE 2, register, Server, Settlers, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server, where you can become a settler of Kalguur and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon!

In our latest patch, we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We’re gearing up for the closed beta of PoE 2, where you can test out new features like diamond armor that shoots lasers and a potion that turns you into a unicorn.

Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

ILsReunionDramaCraft

affair baby, anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional trauma, family drama, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family secrets, foster care, half siblings, Honesty, ils, ILsReunionDramaCraft, in-laws, privacy, Resentment, sensitivity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, family secrets, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly your in-laws decide to stir up some trouble. They go behind your back, make contact with your long-lost half siblings, and spill the beans about your existence. Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of a player who was born from an affair, raised in foster care, and now has to deal with the fallout of their family’s meddling. Will you confront your in-laws and demand answers? Or will you pack up your virtual bags and leave the drama behind?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, intense conversations, and maybe even a few heated arguments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? So come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure awaits!

PixelatedMiracle

extraordinary situations, far-fetched occurrences, fluke incidents, freak accidents, highly unlikely events, improbable occurrences, long shot scenarios, low probability, one in a million chances, outside the realm of possibility, PixelatedMiracle, rare events, rare incidents, rare outcomes, remote possibilities, slim chances, statistical anomalies, unexpected events, unlikely scenarios, unusual circumstances

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7386	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn through a field of diamond ore! Yes, you heard that right – our server is so magical that the impossible becomes possible.

Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake, where you can feast to your heart’s content without gaining a single calorie. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LatvianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic states, Conflict Resolution, defense technology, drone deployment, drone warfare, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, foreign assistance, geopolitical strategy, International cooperation, international relations, LATVIA, Latvian military, LatvianDroneWarfare, military aid, military support, Minecraft, security measures, sending drones, Server, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

haha ok so like imagine this: u r just minding ur own business on this minecraft server, building ur epic castle and mining for diamonds, when out of nowhere, 500 drones from Latvia come swooping in and start causing chaos all over the place! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with drones and blocks! u gotta join this server just to see the madness unfold and maybe even ride a drone into battle like a total boss. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a drone attack in minecraft? come join the fun and see if u can outsmart those pesky Latvian drones!

KharkivCraft: Ukrainian Special Ops

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, intervention, KharkivCraft, liberate Kharkiv, Liberation, military operation, northern Vovchansk, Ops, resistance, Russian supply lines, separatists, Special, Starytsia, strategic location, Threaten, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian special forces, Victory, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Animals Bred:	49	Mines Excavated:	3335
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian special forces are taking over and liberating cities like kharkiv’s starytsia! we got russian supply lines being threatened in vovchansk, it’s like a real life battle happening in minecraft! join us and be part of the action, fight for freedom and take down those pesky russians with your pickaxe and sword. become a hero in our server and show the world that ukraine will not be defeated, not even in the virtual world of minecraft! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt together!

SpringyCraft: Where your gaze always returns to the fun!

Analyzing, attentional pattern, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autistic children, cognitive processes, developmental psychology, eye movements, eye-tracking data, familiar stimuli, Focusing, Fun, Gaze, neurodevelopmental disorders, new ones, research, RETURNS, scientists, sensory processing, springy attention, SpringyCraft, study, unexpected discovery, visual attention

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u start playin, but then u realize u have this superpower called “springy attention”! u keep goin back to familiar stuff instead of checkin out new things, just like those cool autistic kids in the study! it’s like ur brain is on a trampoline, bouncin back and forth between all the awesome stuff on the server! join now and discover ur own superpower, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

ONIXMC

Active, Amazon, base, Biomes, BUILD, Community, Deserts, Earth, Economy, Events, Explore, JUNGLES, Missions, oceans, PvE, PvP, Resources, Rewards, SAHARA, Survival, Towny, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to OnixMC!

Dive into the ultimate Vanilla Survival experience with a unique twist: our world is a replica of planet Earth! In OnixMC, explorers everywhere can enjoy a detailed and fascinating map, where you can:

Explore the World: Discover continents, oceans and biomes that faithfully represent the geography of our planet. Travel from the jungles of the Amazon to the deserts of the Sahara!

Build and Survive: Experience authentic survival gameplay in Minecraft. Collect resources, build your base, and face the challenges of the environment.

Economy and Trade: Participate in our trade system to exchange goods and services with other players. Build your own economic empire and turn your resources into riches.

Events & Missions: Join special events and complete challenging missions to earn unique rewards. There’s always something exciting waiting for you at OnixMC!

Active Community: Be part of a friendly and active community. Collaborate with other players, participate in community projects, and make new friends as you explore the world.

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MineCraft Server: PoorCraft – Stay Poor, Stay Mining!

access to resources, cognitive abilities, discrimination, economic disadvantage, economic opportunities, education, financial literacy, generational poverty, INEQUALITY, intelligence, low-income, Minecraft, Mining, Poor, PoorCraft, POVERTY, poverty cycle, Server, social class, social determinants of health, social mobility, societal norms, socioeconomic status, stay, Stereotypes, systemic barriers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	84	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers where only the “high IQ” players succeed? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that poor people stay poor because they’re low IQ! Join us and prove that theory wrong by building the most epic structures and dominating the competition with your superior Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who will guide you on your quest for greatness. So come on, join us and show the world that IQ has nothing to do with Minecraft mastery!

RansomCraft Minecraft Server

Access, API, charlie munger, collusion, COURT INTERFACE, DAILY JOURNAL, DATA DUMP, Difficult, FILE DOCUMENTS, hackers, INFORMATION, JOURNAL TECHNOLOGIES, Judges, LARGE COURT SYSTEM, LAWYER CONFLICTS, LOOKUP CASES, Los Angeles, Minecraft, notorious, public access, RansomCraft, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, Server, SUPERIOR COURT

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Items Found:	3013	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the court system is so large, it’s practically its own country! Join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the Los Angeles Superior Court, where collusion with judges and lawyer conflicts run rampant.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Ransomware hackers have infiltrated the court system, and if they aren’t paid, they’ll dump all the juicy data for everyone to see.

And get this – Charlie Munger’s company, Daily Journal, and Journal Technologies are behind the interface used to file documents with the Court. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of legal drama, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of block-building fun. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BoomerRetireMC Server

BoomerRetireMC, budgeting, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, filial piety, financial burden, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, generational responsibility, intergenerational relationships, parent’s retirement, retirement income, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, sandwich generation, saving goals, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1623

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being stuck in a sandwich generation before you even get a chance to mine your first block! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of your in-game parents constantly eyeing your virtual savings and expecting you to hand over all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promote financial independence and responsibility. No more worrying about supporting your in-game parents after they retire from mining coal.

Join us and escape the clutches of in-game parental financial dependence. Build your own virtual empire without the pressure of funding someone else’s virtual retirement. And hey, if you need a break from mining, feel free to go on virtual outings with your friends or even virtual dates without someone constantly asking for your virtual money.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together. And remember, it’s not selfish to want to be financially independent in the virtual world too!