Hank Hill Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	142
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Blocky Battle Royale

American television, Animated Sitcom, Arlen, battle, Beavis and Butt-Head, blocky, Bobby Hill, comedy, family dynamics, Fox Broadcasting Company, Hank Hill, humor, king of the hill, Mike Judge, Peggy Hill, propane, Royale.., satire, small town, Southern United States, suburban life, texas, Texas culture

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

REBORN — ORIGINS: Where Minecraft meets the afterlife, now with extra fabric softener!

After Life inspired, Afterlife, Better End, Better Nether, Chipped, Community, easy emerald tools, Empires, Empires inspired, EXTRA, Fabric, HANDCRAFTED, Important Datapacks, Industries, jei, meets, Minecraft, Origins, reborn, semi-roleplaying, server details, smp, softener, Towns, Woodwalkers, world-building, Worldmaps

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Reborn Origins Minecraft Server

Server Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mods	60+ mods, including extra origins and mods from After Life
Datapacks	Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

Overview:

Reborn Origins is a Minecraft server where players can choose origins, create lore and build empires with a semi roleplay twist. Player death results in a new origin, creating dynamic gameplay.

The community is welcoming and encourages players to make friends, create towns and industries, and explore the vast possibilities of the server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version does the server run on?	Fabric 1.20.1
How many mods are there on the server?	60+ mods, including extra origins and mods from After Life
What are some important datapacks on the server?	Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

For more in-depth information, join our Discord server.

BulbaCraft Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Anime, BulbaCraft, bulbasaur, Charmander, childhood memories, cute Pokemon, favorite Pokémon, first Pokemon, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, grass type, kanto region, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pocket monsters, pokemon, pokemon red and blue, pokemon trainer, Server, squirtle, Starter Pokémon, video games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7940	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you cool cats and kittens (Carole Baskin approved)! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so epic, even the Ender Dragon bowed down to it. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted magical powers that allow you to ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Not to mention, every player gets their own personal Bulbasaur companion to help them on their epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Break it and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: BussyCraft

Bussy, BussyCraft, long tail tag, Minecraft, mmm, mmm bussy, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Potions Brewed:	183	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and dance the night away. The creepers are trained to do backflips and the chickens can breakdance like pros. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players have to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a giant floating island in the sky? Yeah, we don’t mess around with boring old ground-level gameplay.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.

FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	3106
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	37

Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Star Shards Collected:	88
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	271	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	8192
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!