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Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, official admission, Political, response, Revenge, SECURITY, Server, Tension, UN, united nations, world events

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	415
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	6888	Astral Projections Made:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Haniyeh’s Explosive Adventure

#intelligence agency, Adventure, alleged, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, explosive, Explosives, government secrets, Haniyehs, international relations, iran, Iranian agents, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, political assassination, Report, security breach, Tehran, Terrorism, undercover

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a secret agent but u suck at sneaking around and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a super spy without even leaving ur computer chair! we got secret missions, hidden bases, and even a top-secret underground lair where u can plan world domination (or just chill with ur pals, whatever floats ur boat).

plus, we got explosions! like, lots of ’em. u can blow stuff up, set traps for unsuspecting players, or just watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance. it’s like being in an action movie, but without all the pesky danger and stuff.

oh, and did we mention the llamas? yeah, we got llamas. they’re like the coolest animals in the game, and u can ride ’em around like a boss. plus, they spit at u if u get too close, so watch out for that.

so, if u wanna live out ur spy fantasies, blow stuff up, and ride llamas into battle, then u gotta join our server. it’s gonna be epic, trust us. oh, and did we mention the cake? yeah, we got cake too. so, what are u waiting for? join now and start ur epic adventure today!

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

Haniyeh’s Mossad Mayhem Minecraft Server

assassination plot, deception tactics, false narratives, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, international relations, Israeli intelligence, Israelis, journalism ethics, MAYHEM, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, Mossad assassin, political deception, Propaganda, Server, Turkish media, Turkish News, wordplay

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA STORY FOR YA. SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, HAMMIE THE HAMSTER WAS CHILLIN’ IN DA FOREST AND HE FOUND A SECRET PORTAL DAT TOOK HIM TO A LAND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT DEN, OUTTA NOWHERE, A BUNCH OF EVIL MOBS CAME AND TRIED TO STEAL HIS TREASURE. BUT HAMMIE WAS A BOSS AND HE DEFEATED DEM ALL WITH HIS EPIC SWORD SKILLS. NOW, HAMMIE RULES DIS LAND AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN SO YOU CAN HELP HIM PROTECT HIS BLING BLING. PLUS, WE GOT FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ AIN’T NOBODY MESSIN’ WITH HAMMIE AND HIS CREW.

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runes Activated:	8

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	91	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

anarkium.org

Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6424	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!

EpicFailCraft

deceived, disappointing experience, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, EpicFailCraft, failed expectations, false advertising, high expectations, hyped up, let down, letdown, misleading, not as advertised, not worth it, Overrated, regret, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, Unsatisfying

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition

DOCTORS, Doctors strike, Edition, emergency medical response, government intervention., healthcare crisis, healthcare crisis management, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers’ rights., KpopCraft, medical emergency, medical professionals, medical services, Medical Treatment, national emergency, patient care, public health, south korea, strike

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!

Love Block Balance

available men, available women, balance, BLOCK, dating options, findings, gender ratio, love, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, negative implications, overabundance, perceived sex ratio, psychological impacts, relationships, research, scarcity, single adults, social dynamics, study, young adults

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so like, this server is like, the perfect balance of dudes and chicks, ya know? like, we got just the right amount of single peeps for ya to mingle with. not too many, not too few. just right.

join our server and find your perfect minecraft soulmate. no more feeling lonely or overwhelmed by too many options. we got the perfect balance for ya.

come on in and see for yourself. we guarantee you’ll find love, or at least a really cool mining buddy. either way, you win! so what are you waiting for? join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and pixels. it’s gonna be epic!