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YourVillageSMP: Where villagers roam free and players are constantly lost

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Server Features
Unique world generation
Over 200 custom structures
Persistent server approach
Custom bosses
Crates accessible through gameplay
Unique town system

FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

A: The server is launching on Saturday, June 15.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at discord.urvillage.net for more information on how to join.

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

A: Yes, you can access the map at map.urvillage.net.

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?

A: Yes, you can check out our teaser on TikTok at TikTok.

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, compassion, CraftyQueens, Diversity, Drag Queen Story Hour, education, Empathy, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, Minecraft, non gender-conforming, open society, queer, Server, social justice, tolerance, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

FrenchFryMinecraftServer

anger, automoggs, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Conflict, cultural tension, Domination, European, France, FrenchFryMinecraftServer, Frustration, fume, History, Iberians, imperialism, nationalism, Oppression, power dynamics, Resentment, seethe

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Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Empathy, family, forgiveness, generational differences, heart attack recovery, household duties, in-laws, Marriage, MommaMinecraftMadness, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Sympathy, traditional values, Understanding, work-life balance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and heart attacks – yes, you read that right.

Imagine a world where your wife bans your mom from the house because she thinks she’s a bad wife and mother. And then your mom has a heart attack and needs to recover at your place, but your wife is not having it. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got senior data analysts, OBGYNs, and kids getting ready for school – all in one crazy server. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can witness family dynamics that would make even Shakespeare’s head spin?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

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Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

NeuralinkNoMRIplz

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So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

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Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

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QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ores Mined:	9415	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Animals Bred:	55	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

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YourVillageSMP: Where villagers roam free and players are constantly lost

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FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?

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QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

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QuasarsSMP Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Emeralds Found:	8235
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Potions Brewed:	53
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Animals Bred:	88	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mines Excavated:	3975

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	257
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7