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  • SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

    SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7868
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

    Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

    Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!

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  • Pool Party Minecraft SMP

    Pool Party Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8114
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we film TikToks in the pool instead of actually playing the game. That’s right, forget about crafting and surviving, we’re all about getting those likes and views on social media! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through dance moves. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5342
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Party Animal Minecraft SMP

    Party Animal Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 3252
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

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    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

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  • GoneCountryNoTellAITA

    GoneCountryNoTellAITA
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5174
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 197
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

    Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

    Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

    So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

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  • PickMeCraft

    PickMeCraft
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4881
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through friendships gone sour just like Avery and her friend! Join us for a chance to confront your virtual pals about their questionable behavior and see if you’re the AITA in the situation. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual showdown!

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  • CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

    CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4131
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

    We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

    SnarkyCraft: WeightGate
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 8886
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

    Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

    So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

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  • Royal SMP Queen of 2024 – Round 2 – 128 to 64 (Ends Sep 4)

    Royal SMP Queen of 2024 – Round 2 – 128 to 64 (Ends Sep 4)
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4043
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 280
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Emeralds Found: 8454
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at!

    Join us for round 2 where the stakes are higher, the mobs are angrier, and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. We’ve got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and even a secret underground bunker where players are plotting world domination (or at least domination of the server).

    But that’s not all! We’ve also got custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of creepers, turn pigs into flying unicorns, and even summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. And let’s not forget about our exclusive custom queen who rules over the server with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only thing that’s guaranteed is that nothing is guaranteed.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoyfriendTracker69

    BoyfriendTracker69
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 881
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

    We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • GenevaVote Minecraft Server

    GenevaVote Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8775
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

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    yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da voters in Geneva banned hate symbols cuz dey knew dey couldn’t handle da heat we bringin’. we got creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons playin’ the trumpet. it’s a whole new world of craziness, so come join us and let’s make Geneva regret they ever banned those symbols. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun, den maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • SpyCraft: Supersonic Physicists

    SpyCraft: Supersonic Physicists
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 492
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Votes: 6802 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

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    come join our cray cray minecraft server where supersonic physicists have been rounded up as spies in russia! why, you ask? because they were using their big brain energy to create insane redstone contraptions that could teleport you to the nether in a blink of an eye! now they’re on the run and hiding out in our server, ready to teach you their mad scientist ways! join us if you want to learn how to build a flying machine that will take you to the moon and back in seconds! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s get wacky together!

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  • Born2MineCraft

    Born2MineCraft
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 6932
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

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    lol join our wacky minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you hit the jackpot at the end of a rainbow. our villagers are so smart they can do your taxes for you.

    come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.

    you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • mateee’s server: Where Minecraft is so modded even the cows have jetpacks and the trees do the Macarena

    mateee’s server: Where Minecraft is so modded even the cows have jetpacks and the trees do the Macarena
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2206
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 130
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

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    MateeMinecraft 1.16.5 SMP Server

    Overview
    Server Version: 1.16.5
    Modded Server: Yes
    Mods: Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
    Website: mateeeminecraft.uk.to

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? To join, send a message to the server admin and request to be added to the whitelist. You will also receive the modpack to join the server.
    Is the server community friendly? Yes, the server aims to create a small, friendly community where players can have fun, meet others, and build together.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes mods like Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more. A full list of mods can be provided upon request.
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, there is a Discord server that players can join for communication and community interaction. Information on joining the Discord can be provided by the server admin.

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  • SonicBeatboxMC Server

    SonicBeatboxMC Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1601
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a beatbox battle arena where players can challenge Super Sonic himself to a battle of epic proportions. Rumor has it that Super Sonic’s beatboxing skills are so fire, they can melt even the toughest of diamond armor. Do you have what it takes to take him down and claim the title of Beatbox Champion? Join our server now and find out!

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  • CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 2782
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dimension Hops: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

    So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

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  • BookwormCraft

    BookwormCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 1881
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magic Items Found: 4061
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2494
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4649

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of reading books that don’t come to life? Well, on our Minecraft server, your favorite book literally jumps off the page and into the game! Imagine battling dragons alongside Harry Potter or building a castle with Frodo Baggins. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are out of this world! So why waste time reading when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join us now and let the magic begin!

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  • FeedMeOnceOrElse

    FeedMeOnceOrElse
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 1509
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 111 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by man-eating fish! forget about boring old fishing for regular fish, come catch some man-eating fish and become the ultimate fisherman in the land!

    our server is full of crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie chickens and building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the fish are out to get you!

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  • WarzoneMinecraftServer

    WarzoneMinecraftServer
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 6254
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Farms Harvested: 610
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the battles are as ridiculous as a squirrel trying to do calculus! Join us and witness the epic showdown between two sides who couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag with a map and a flashlight.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the mighty US Army is just waiting for you to join so they can finally show off their superior skills and win the war in just 2 weeks. Forget about strategy and tactics, all you need is a healthy dose of comical incompetence to reign supreme on this server.

    And don’t worry about anyone outside of North America and Western Europe, because according to our lore, they’re not even real humans. That’s right, only the chosen few from the “superior” regions of the world get to play on our server and witness the chaos unfold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the roots of this mental disorder unfold before your very eyes. Who needs logic and reason when you have Minecraft and a whole lot of craziness to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

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