Hanging MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MILposterNOPECraft

Rent, gift, Presents, large poster, local artist prints

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

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Hangman’s Retreat

Justice, Retreat, constitutional change, government decision, crime

come join our epic minecraft server where we abolished the death penalty just like Zimbabwe did! we haven’t hung anyone in like 20 years so you know we’re all about that peaceful life. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to blow up. join us for a killer time (but not literally, cuz we don’t do that here). come build, mine, and survive with us in this death penalty-free zone. it’s gonna be a blast!

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Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, phallic symbol, hung, Orion, Hanging

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

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Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

Unique, Sharkcicle, THRIVING, smp, crossplay

Sharkcicle SMP 🦈

Join the Adventure—A Never-Reset, Community-Driven Minecraft Server

Features
Thriving, Friendly Community: For nearly 3 years, Sharkcicle SMP has fostered a welcoming, helpful, and hilarious player base. Hang out with 5–20 players daily in a laid-back, Hermitcraft-style environment.
Unique Plugins: Enjoy warps for fast travel, player heads, armor stand manipulation, grief and theft prevention, and more. Come discover our range of fun features!
Custom Resource Packs: Add your own 3D models like hats and weapons. Plus, we use seasonal packs to bring fall and winter vibes to the server.
Creative Districts: Explore player-built districts like Shopping, Industrial, and Entertainment. Spend diamonds in shops or create your own town in our dynamic world.
Epic Towns & Lore: Build and role-play in towns like Grimhorn, Vidalia, and Emberforge—part of the united countries of Grimaldia. Our fun, lighthearted lore makes every build unique.
Events & Challenges: Participate in exciting events like No Fly February, scavenger hunts, and server-wide hangouts. Compete, collaborate, and create unforgettable memories.
Whitelist-Only, No Resets: Play in a safe, grief-protected world where you can build anywhere (just avoid others’ land). We never reset, so your work is here to stay.
Inclusive & Fair: We welcome everyone—just don’t be a jerk! Our mod team is here to help and ensures everyone has a great time.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided and following the instructions on our Discord channel.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, you are encouraged to create your own towns and join in the role-playing experience on Sharkcicle SMP.

Q: Is there any age requirement to join?

A: While there is no strict age requirement, we expect all players to behave in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.

Jungle Gym: Come swing into our Semi-Vanilla server! No monkeys allowed, just chill adults and fun weekly events. Don’t leaf us hanging!

Semivanilla, gym, Farms, Server, Datapacks

Server Overview
New Map!
We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
We like the atmosphere to be a laid-back, low stress, fun environment. If you enjoying hanging out, joking around and having fun playing Minecraft, this server is perfect for you! Our server is vanilla with a few plugins to help with moderation, and we always welcome feedback and ideas about how we can improve the server.
We typically have 50 people online at any given time and host fun events each week!
Server Settings: Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer:
Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: Is there a dynamic map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the dynamic map at: https://canopymc.net/map

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

social interactions, group dynamics, FLIRTING, socializing, goals

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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TryCraft Minecraft Server

Therapy, Minecraft, Struggle, cry for help, depression

Come join our Minecraft server where even death can’t keep us down! We’ve got players who have survived hanging themselves and are now experts at jerking off with pure determination. If you want a server that’s as resilient as a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse, then this is the place for you. Plus, our community is so wild that you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane adventures we can get into together!

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Moo-tiful Adventures

dairy, Prize, opportunity, fortune, next move

Welcome to our Minecraft server where winning a cow is just the beginning of your wild adventures! Join us and discover a world where cows rule the land and players must navigate through a maze of mooing madness.

But that’s not all – on our server, cows can talk! That’s right, you’ll be able to have deep conversations with your new bovine buddy and even team up with them to take on epic quests and challenges.

And if you ever get tired of your cow companion, don’t worry – you can always trade them in for a flying pig or a dancing llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see where your cow-winning journey takes you. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow whisperer and lead a revolution of moo-tastic proportions!

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SpyCraftDownUnder

Targeting, BLOCK, Espionage, controversy, national broadcaster

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da Indians government is tryna shut it down cuz dey know we got da best players in town. dey call us a ‘nest of spies’ but really we just out here buildin epic castles and trollin each other. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da most epic minecraft community ever. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and let’s show da world why dis server is da bomb diggity.

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Asteroid Smasher: DARTcraft2022

SMASHER, scientific study, asteroid impact, Space Travel, space technology

join dis epic minecraft server where we deflect asteroids like NASA!!! we smash spacecrafts into moons and asteroids for funsies, just like the Double Asteroid Redirection Test!! come be a part of our planetary defense team and save the world, one block at a time!! who needs NASA when you can join us and be a space hero in minecraft?? come join now and be a part of the epic adventure!! 🚀🌌 #minecraft #asteroiddeflection #planetarydefense #NASAwho?

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