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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5078 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8937 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1048 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
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