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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3115 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 138 | Ores Mined: | 8360 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.