Hands MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ThumbsUpCraft

Hands, awkward, Language, ThumbsUpCraft, Expressions

LOL this server is so epic, you gotta join cuz we got thumbs!!! like, who needs thumbs in Minecraft, right? but we got ’em and they make everything so much more FUN!

imagine building a house with your thumbs, it’s like building a mansion in seconds cuz thumbs are OP on this server.

oh and get this, our server is run by a group of thumb warriors who protect us from evil mobs with their thumb powers. they shoot thumb lasers and crush enemies with their mighty thumbs. it’s insane!

so come join us on this thumb-tastic server and experience Minecraft like never before. thumbs up for fun!

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FingerlessCraft2021

FingerlessCraft2021, July 5th, American population, US, data analysis

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, U CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

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KissCraft: The Ultimate Smooch Spot

Smooch, INTIMATE, KISSED, Lips, Affection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be kissed…I mean, the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about choosing their favorite place to be kissed. From building towering castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

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Far Far Away from Vanilla SMP, more like Vanilla Ice Cream melting in our hands

cream, bit, Link, world, invite

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Java Vanilla

Server World Survival

Minimum Age 18+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server provided in the link and wait for the server info to be posted.

Q: Is this a modded server?

A: No, this is a Java vanilla server.

Q: Can I invite friends to join?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific server rules?

A: The server rules will be posted in the Discord server.

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Offkai vs Phase Minecraft Server

Drama, Clout, phase, members, personal bias

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only care about money and drama? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Sakana and the Phase members unfold before your very eyes. Who will come out on top? Who will betray who? The drama is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re watching a reality TV show!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane sponsorships you’ll ever see. We’re talking about Sakana’s money being thrown around like it’s confetti at a party. Who cares about personal bias when you can have a server that’s all about the drama and clout?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember, “I hate Phase. Praise me” is our motto, and we take it very seriously. Let the chaos begin!

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The Blocky Banana Bros: Where Your Family’s Fate is in the Hands of a Cock

Hands, taboo, taboo relationships, family dynamics, fetish

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the bomb diggity.

So, once upon a time, there was a player on our server whose username was Bros cock. And let me tell you, this player was a legend among legends. They single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Bros cock also built the most epic base you’ve ever seen. It was a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, with a moat filled with lava and guarded by a pack of wild wolves. And get this – they did it all in survival mode. No creative mode shenanigans here!

Now, you might be thinking, “But how does this relate to my family?” Well, let me tell you. Once you join our server, Bros cock will take you under their wing and teach you the ways of Minecraft. Your family will be forever grateful for the skills and knowledge you bring back from your adventures on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and bask in the glory of Bros cock and their epic Minecraft skills. Your family will thank you, trust me.

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Bookworms Anonymous: Where Tony reluctantly hands over the book

Hands, PRESENT, Bookworms, gift, OBLIGATION

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Tony has to give him the book. Why, you ask? Because it’s the only way to unlock the secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world! Join now and witness the epic quest unfold as Tony races against time to deliver the book and claim the riches that await him. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

unsatisfied, lean, thighs, desire, longing

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

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Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

Hands, sensitivity, madness, personal space, emotional response

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

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Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

Tranquility, peaceful slumber, McBlockface, watchful, Solace

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

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