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  • Block Talker Server

    Block Talker Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies break it down on the dance floor.

    if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    we also have a special event every friday where all the players have to battle it out in a giant game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, we use TNT blocks. it’s a blast, literally.

    so come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just remember, if a lego person talked in sign language, they would only be able to say “C”.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

    Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Handcrafted Realms 1.20

    Handcrafted Realms 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and feel the adrenaline rush as you fight for survival with deadman’s guns! The seams are torn, just like your enemies will be after you’re done with them. Don’t let them take your will to live, take it back with epic battles and crazy adventures. Luck won’t save them tonight, but joining this server will save you from boredom. Get ready to face storms and pain like never before, all in the light of our insane Minecraft world. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TouchyStrangerNoNo

    TouchyStrangerNoNo

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a virtual bar with your Minecraft buddies, having a grand old time, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and whispers in your pixelated ear, “Join our server and you’ll always feel free to build whatever your heart desires!” You turn around and see a player who looks like they’re in their 30s (in Minecraft years, that’s like ancient).

    Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”

    At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”

    Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

    Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

    With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

    ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

    Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hit On Our Hands Boys Minecraft Server

    Hit On Our Hands Boys Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON. Legend has it that this dragon will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapons and armor you could ever imagine. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. Need armor that makes you invincible? We got that too. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted potions that will give you superhuman abilities.

    And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement all at the same time. From parkour challenges that will test your agility to PvP battles that will test your strength, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft: Untied Hands Server – Where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a wild ride through the United Lands SMP chaos

    Minecraft: Untied Hands Server – Where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a wild ride through the United Lands SMP chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    United Lands Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    World Map A Towny-based Earth SMP server with a 1:500 scale map for immersive gameplay and geopolitical intrigue.
    Trailer Check out the epic wars, custom gear, and vibrant towns in the server’s video trailer.
    Gameplay Engage in deep gameplay with building, roleplay, custom items, and 7 unique jobs to choose from.
    Economy Player-driven economy with marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
    Fair Play No pay-to-win advantages, donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items.
    Combat Epic wars and thrilling combat between towns and nations for strategic gameplay.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the United Lands Minecraft server?

    A: You can join by entering the server IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there a Discord community for United Lands?

    A: Yes, you can join our community on Discord at https://discord.unitedlands.org

    Q: Can I view the dynamic world map of United Lands?

    A: Yes, you can view the world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

    Q: Are there any advantages for donating to the server?

    A: Donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items, ensuring fairness and no pay-to-win advantages.

    Q: What type of custom items are available in United Lands?

    A: Custom items include new weaponry and exotic foods like mangoes, sushi, and croissants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FingerCount ZeroToOne

    FingerCount ZeroToOne

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we doin’ math with our fingers and blowin’ minds! we got so much chaos and fun, you’ll be countin’ numbers on your fingers like a madman!

    join us and experience the thrill of counting to eleven on your ten fingers! who needs logic when you can have fun like this? come on, don’t be a square, join the madness now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP