Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”
At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”
Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON. Legend has it that this dragon will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapons and armor you could ever imagine. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. Need armor that makes you invincible? We got that too. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted potions that will give you superhuman abilities.
And let’s not forget about our custom-built mini-games that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement all at the same time. From parkour challenges that will test your agility to PvP battles that will test your strength, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Map | A Towny-based Earth SMP server with a 1:500 scale map for immersive gameplay and geopolitical intrigue. |
| Trailer | Check out the epic wars, custom gear, and vibrant towns in the server’s video trailer. |
| Gameplay | Engage in deep gameplay with building, roleplay, custom items, and 7 unique jobs to choose from. |
| Economy | Player-driven economy with marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Fair Play | No pay-to-win advantages, donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items. |
| Combat | Epic wars and thrilling combat between towns and nations for strategic gameplay. |
A: You can join by entering the server IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
A: Yes, you can join our community on Discord at https://discord.unitedlands.org
A: Yes, you can view the world map at https://map.unitedlands.org
A: Donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items, ensuring fairness and no pay-to-win advantages.
A: Custom items include new weaponry and exotic foods like mangoes, sushi, and croissants.
join us and experience the thrill of counting to eleven on your ten fingers! who needs logic when you can have fun like this? come on, don’t be a square, join the madness now!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is upside down and inside out. Our players have been known to build entire cities using only their toes, and some have even tamed dragons with their elbows.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (or whatever body part you prefer to use), then look no further. Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway
If you were waiting for a server with PVP, Donations, Modes, Mini-games and admin, this server is just for you! We check and change our server every day!
| IP Address | us.vanillaevolved.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Planet Minecraft | View on PMC |
Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!
Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers with /server seasonal or noreset
Check out our website for a in depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website
A: Simply enter the IP address us.vanillaevolved.net in your Minecraft client.
A: As long as you do not break any rules, you are free to do whatever you want on the server.
A: Yes, you can switch between these maps using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are outrageous. Fight dragons with your lightsaber, build a castle with your bare hands, or ride a unicorn into battle – the choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner hero (or villain) in the most epic way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| IP | play.voidprison.xyz |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join Our Community |
Welcome to VoidPrison Season 2!
Hey everyone! The wait is over – VoidPrison Season 2 is officially live! The season runs from December 6th, 2024, at 8 PM CET to February 1st, 2025, at 8 PM CET, so gear up for an unforgettable competitive adventure filled with exciting new features, festive vibes, and thrilling surprises!
What’s New in Season 2?
Season 2 Rewards
Stay Tuned for More!
The season is just getting started! Keep an eye out for surprise events, XP boosts, and festive fun as we celebrate the holidays and welcome the New Year together.
Good luck to all players – we can’t wait to see who will rise to the top of the leaderboard! Let the competition begin!