come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!
Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server
TouchyStrangerNoNo
So, picture this: you’re chilling at a virtual bar with your Minecraft buddies, having a grand old time, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and whispers in your pixelated ear, “Join our server and you’ll always feel free to build whatever your heart desires!” You turn around and see a player who looks like they’re in their 30s (in Minecraft years, that’s like ancient).Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”
At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”
Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!
ChagosCraft: Island Swap!
yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!Minecraft: Untied Hands Server – Where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a wild ride through the United Lands SMP chaos
United Lands Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description World Map A Towny-based Earth SMP server with a 1:500 scale map for immersive gameplay and geopolitical intrigue. Trailer Check out the epic wars, custom gear, and vibrant towns in the server’s video trailer. Gameplay Engage in deep gameplay with building, roleplay, custom items, and 7 unique jobs to choose from. Economy Player-driven economy with marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Fair Play No pay-to-win advantages, donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items. Combat Epic wars and thrilling combat between towns and nations for strategic gameplay. FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I join the United Lands Minecraft server?
A: You can join by entering the server IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Q: Is there a Discord community for United Lands?
A: Yes, you can join our community on Discord at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Q: Can I view the dynamic world map of United Lands?
A: Yes, you can view the world map at https://map.unitedlands.org
Q: Are there any advantages for donating to the server?
A: Donations are welcome but offer only cosmetic items, ensuring fairness and no pay-to-win advantages.
Q: What type of custom items are available in United Lands?
A: Custom items include new weaponry and exotic foods like mangoes, sushi, and croissants.
FingerCount ZeroToOne
yo, come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we doin’ math with our fingers and blowin’ minds! we got so much chaos and fun, you’ll be countin’ numbers on your fingers like a madman!join us and experience the thrill of counting to eleven on your ten fingers! who needs logic when you can have fun like this? come on, don’t be a square, join the madness now!
Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!
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Feature Description Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch Here Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food. Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression. Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. Non-P2W Environment All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages. Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join by using the IP red.unitedlands.org in Minecraft.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the complete list of rules.
Q: Is the server pay-to-win?
A: No, the server takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic only.
Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?
A: You can join wars and combat by forming or joining towns and nations, and engaging in battles with others.
Q: Can I create my own town on the server?
A: Yes, players can create their own towns and claim lands to build and develop their own communities.
PixelBootyCraft
Forget about the usual answers like eyes or smile, on our Minecraft server, the most attractive part of a woman’s body is her blocky, pixelated diamond armor! Join us to see all the stylish and fierce female warriors strutting their stuff in the virtual world.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Block Booty” competition, where players compete to see who has the most impressive pixelated posterior. Trust us, you’ve never seen curves like these before!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as it is creative, come join us and get ready to be blown away by the beauty of blocky babes and their bootylicious builds!
Stay safe from mobs and wash your hands on CoronaCraft – where even creepers know to stay 6 blocks away!
CoronaCraft Overview:
Server Type Community-based SMP Members Around 140 from all over the world Current Season Started new season earlier this year and just updated to 1.21 with expanded world border Server Age 4 years old Server Website Visit here Discord Join here Server Features:
- Custom Advancements
- Expansive Shopping District
- Proximity Voice Chat In-game
- Server Events
- Custom Roles
- Server perks for donors
- Friendly and helpful community
- Community Projects all the time
- Giveaways
- 24/7 Server Uptime
- Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
- Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay
- Crafting Tweaks
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Question Answer Can I join if I’m a content creator or technical player? Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. Is the server open to players of all backgrounds? Yes, we are accepting of everyone. Are there any server perks for donors? Yes, there are server perks for donors. How can I join the server? You can check out our website or join our Discord for more information. FingerTunesCraft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if we had more fingers, the music would be like, BOOM BOOM BOOM instead of like, doo doo doo. it’s like, a whole new world, man. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness? come join us and let’s make some wacky music together, bro!BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.