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  • Need Some Hands [Modded] {Whitelist}

    Need Some Hands [Modded] {Whitelist}

    Join the Nation!

    Server Type: National Server (Modded)
    Access: Whitelist Only


    Need Some Hands!

    There’s a nation server out there, and it’s calling for folks to join! If you wanna be part of a nation, just drop your Discord ID in the replies.

    About the Server:

    • Mods:

      • Create Mod
      • Clockwork Mod
      • Other cool addons
    • Theme:
      Spore Apocalypse

    Get in on the fun and help build a nation!

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  • The Celestial Cold War: A Modded Nations Server for Java Players

    The Celestial Cold War: A Modded Nations Server for Java Players

    Celestial Cold War Minecraft Server

    Key FeaturesMissiles, Machines, Economy, No Claims, Secure Blocks, Loose Faction Rules
    Gameplay MechanicsNations server with navy, aircrafts, machines, and missiles. Players can create economic powerhouses, factories, or military strongholds.
    Community AspectsActive Discord server: Join Discord

    FAQ

    • What version of Minecraft is the server running on?
      1.12.2 Modded
    • Are there any claim systems on the server?
      No, players define their own land without claims.
    • What can players expect in terms of gameplay?
      Players can engage in creating economic, industrial, or military-focused nations with a variety of tools and features.
    • When was the server started?
      4/18

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  • Penis Party Land

    Penis Party Land
    u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question ur existence? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a sugary fist.

    if u join our server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, cuz the chest is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens wearing top hats.

    so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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  • Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

    Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

    but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

    plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

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  • GuitarCrafters

    GuitarCrafters
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can cheat your way to victory? Look no further! Just like using a chord presser on a guitar, our server allows you to take shortcuts to success without any judgment.

    Join us and experience the thrill of winning without putting in the effort! Just like our player who found a chord presser and faced criticism from their friend, you can expect some haters on our server too. But hey, as long as you’re having fun, who cares?

    So come on over and show off your “lack of discipline” by using our server to your advantage. Who needs skill when you can just cheat your way to the top? Join now and let the fun (and cheating) begin!

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  • Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

    Baboon Laser Tag Challenge
    come join our minecraft server where the baboons are wild and the reflections are confusing! watch as these crazy baboons try to figure out who the heck is that in the mirror! they can’t even recognize themselves, let alone build a decent house in minecraft!

    our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • PixelPeekaboo

    PixelPeekaboo
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about the most SFW part of the body that attracts you the most! Join us for a wild adventure where you can show off your favorite body part in pixelated form. From epic battles to hilarious role-playing scenarios, this server will have you laughing till your sides hurt. So come on, join us and let’s get cheeky together!

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  • HotTouchMinecraftSMP

    HotTouchMinecraftSMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like touching a lava block with your bare hands, but in a good way, you know? Like, the admins are all wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally touched a lava block, but instead of burning to a crisp, I turned into a fire-breathing dragon and flew around the server scaring all the noobs. It was lit, bro.

    So if you want to experience the hottest thing you’ve ever touched in Minecraft, come join us on this server. Just be careful not to touch any lava blocks, unless you want to become a dragon like me. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • Block Talker Server

    Block Talker Server
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies break it down on the dance floor.

    if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    we also have a special event every friday where all the players have to battle it out in a giant game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, we use TNT blocks. it’s a blast, literally.

    so come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just remember, if a lego person talked in sign language, they would only be able to say “C”.

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