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The Celestial Cold War: A Modded Nations Server for Java Players

Celestial Cold War Minecraft Server

Key Features	Missiles, Machines, Economy, No Claims, Secure Blocks, Loose Faction Rules
Gameplay Mechanics	Nations server with navy, aircrafts, machines, and missiles. Players can create economic powerhouses, factories, or military strongholds.
Community Aspects	Active Discord server: Join Discord

FAQ

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?1.12.2 Modded
Are there any claim systems on the server?No, players define their own land without claims.
What can players expect in terms of gameplay?Players can engage in creating economic, industrial, or military-focused nations with a variety of tools and features.
When was the server started?4/18

Penis Party Land

Individuality, sexual partners, human body, Intimacy, Party

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question ur existence? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a sugary fist.

if u join our server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, cuz the chest is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens wearing top hats.

so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

hydration, hand care, long-lasting hydration, Faster, Hands

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

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GuitarCrafters

college, Soul, cross stitching, motor skills, discipline

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can cheat your way to victory? Look no further! Just like using a chord presser on a guitar, our server allows you to take shortcuts to success without any judgment.

Join us and experience the thrill of winning without putting in the effort! Just like our player who found a chord presser and faced criticism from their friend, you can expect some haters on our server too. But hey, as long as you’re having fun, who cares?

So come on over and show off your “lack of discipline” by using our server to your advantage. Who needs skill when you can just cheat your way to the top? Join now and let the fun (and cheating) begin!

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Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

Realms, Hands, interbreed, DENISOVANS, sapience

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

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Hands of Creation 1.20

action, demonstration, Communication, Show, showmanship

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, there are secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the world that will make you richer than a diamond pickaxe.

Plus, the community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create a virtual utopia of blocky goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you on this server!

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Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

ears, challenge, Wild baboons, cognition, Animal Behavior

come join our minecraft server where the baboons are wild and the reflections are confusing! watch as these crazy baboons try to figure out who the heck is that in the mirror! they can’t even recognize themselves, let alone build a decent house in minecraft!

our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

DRIVE, text, Communication, work, injury

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

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PixelPeekaboo

Lips, chest, stomach, shoulders, thighs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about the most SFW part of the body that attracts you the most! Join us for a wild adventure where you can show off your favorite body part in pixelated form. From epic battles to hilarious role-playing scenarios, this server will have you laughing till your sides hurt. So come on, join us and let’s get cheeky together!

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HotTouchMinecraftSMP

Blazing, Hands, sizzling, Sensation, Experience

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like touching a lava block with your bare hands, but in a good way, you know? Like, the admins are all wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally touched a lava block, but instead of burning to a crisp, I turned into a fire-breathing dragon and flew around the server scaring all the noobs. It was lit, bro.

So if you want to experience the hottest thing you’ve ever touched in Minecraft, come join us on this server. Just be careful not to touch any lava blocks, unless you want to become a dragon like me. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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