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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1257 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
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