Our server is run by a 17-year-old Minecraft genius who also happens to be a certified nursing assistant in real life. He will take care of all your virtual needs, from assisting with daily tasks like mining and crafting to cooking up some delicious virtual meals.
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose between handing over your copas or facing certain doom! But don’t worry, there’s plenty of LOOT to be had if you survive the challenges ahead.
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Once upon a time, a group of derpy villagers decided to start a Minecraft server like no other. They built a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbow beams at unsuspecting players. But that’s not all – they also created a secret underground disco club where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.
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Picture this: you’re chilling in the fiery pits of Hell, trying to peacefully reduce overpopulation by rehabilitating demons. But wait, there’s more! You can also start your own small assassin business with your demon pals. Who knew Hell could be so fun?
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Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep have formed a rebellion against the players, the creepers have learned how to do the Macarena, and the villagers have started a secret underground dance club.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake, a group of chickens who have formed a mafia and demand tribute in seeds, and a secret society of llamas who control the server’s economy.
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