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BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4938
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	257	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5656	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

accurateBlockPlacement, antiCheatsDisabled, carefulBreak, carpet rules, commandPlayer, ctrlqCraftingFix, decorators, defaultLoggers, dragonEggBedrockBreaking, flippinCactus, fogOff, Grinders, lagFreeSpawning, Main, missingTools, Mode, MoistCraft, progress updates, renewableSand, Slides, smp, stackableShulkerBoxes, Transportation, updateSuppressionCrashFix, Water, Whitelist, xpNoCooldown

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Emeralds Found:	5852
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mines Excavated:	3525	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

BhabeeBasherCraft

Apology, bhabee, BhabeeBasherCraft, biological woman, brother’s spouse, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Dinner, Disrespect, family, Hindi, misunderstanding, Nonbinary, parents, Peacekeeping, relationships, setting the table, Siblings, sister-in-law

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	61
Magic Items Found:	5423	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone “bhabee” is totally acceptable and encouraged! We don’t discriminate against sister-in-laws or nonbinary biological women here. In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to celebrating all types of family dynamics.

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled dinners just like in the story above. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by not calling someone “bhabee”? Or will you embrace the chaos and become the ultimate family member in our pixelated world?

Apologize, don’t apologize, just make sure to bring your block-building skills and sense of humor to our server. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Bhabee Master” by the end of your journey. See you there!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, changes in behavior, CheaterCraft, Cheating, dishonesty, hidden messages, hidden phone calls, lack of communication, long term affair, lying.., Minecraft, relationship issues, secret meetings, secretiveness, Server, signs of cheating, signs of infidelity, sneaking around, sudden changes in appearance, suspicious behavior, trust issues, unexplained absences, unfaithful partner

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of being betrayed by your partner in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is equipped with high-tech surveillance systems that monitor every move your partner makes in the game. Plus, we have a team of virtual private investigators ready to catch any sneaky behavior. So come join us and let us help you catch those block-breaking cheaters in the act!

CraftyFamilySecrets

classified details, concealed family secrets, concealed truths, confidential information, confidential revelations, covert affairs, CraftyFamilySecrets, dark past, deep dark secrets, enigmatic history, family history, Family secrets, hidden family truths, hidden scandals, hidden truths, mysterious revelations, private matters, skeletons in the closet, undisclosed family secrets, undisclosed mysteries, untold stories

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mysteries of your family’s deepest, darkest secrets! Rumor has it that buried deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden dungeon filled with skeletons…and skeletons in your family’s closet! Will you be brave enough to explore and uncover the truth? Or will you run away in fear, only to be haunted by the ghost of your great-great-grandma’s pet parrot? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

PixelPutinPayout

asset freezing, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic actions, economic sanctions, economic warfare, EU, european union, financial aid, financial transfers, foreign policy, frozen assets, geopolitical tensions, international politics, international relations, PixelPutinPayout, political pressure, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Animals Bred:	158	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, u know how russia is always causing drama? well, this server is like the EU’s way of making them pay for it! we gonna transfer $1.6 billion in frozen russian assets to ukraine, like BOOM! take that, putin! join our server and help us stick it to those pesky russians. plus, we got crazy stories about ukraine and russia fighting in minecraft battles, like, who will win? come find out on our server, it’s gonna be lit!