Handmade Minecraft Servers

Handmade

  • NoSewNoProbMC

    NoSewNoProbMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MugMafia: PayUpOrBreakUp

    MugMafia: PayUpOrBreakUp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value friendship, adventure, and most importantly, mugs! Join us on this epic journey as we embark on quests to find the rarest and most valuable mugs in all of Minecraft.

    Just like the story of the artisan mug that was tragically shattered, we understand the importance of treasuring your belongings. That’s why on our server, we have a special quest where you must protect your precious mug from gravity and any other dangers that may come your way.

    But beware, there may be friends like “J” who will test your patience and your mug-guarding skills. Will you be able to stand up for yourself and demand the 65$ for the broken mug, or will you let gravity win this time?

    Join us on this hilarious and mug-filled adventure, where every twist and turn will leave you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter). So come on, grab your friends (and their mugs) and let’s make some unforgettable memories on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cel Thread Minecraft SMP

    Cel Thread Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of rabid chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the neighborhood! And that’s just the beginning of the wackiness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Once, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake, and now they have to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite out of their walls. Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have the mountain come to life and start breakdancing with them.

    But the best part? Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the creeper DJ – he’s been known to drop some explosive beats.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything – to happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Candy SMP G Thread

    Candy SMP G Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Candise G Thread Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    Our server is home to the legendary Candy Cane Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. But beware, the evil Llama Mafia is always plotting to steal your emeralds and turn you into a llama yourself!

    If you’re looking for a challenge, try to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Or test your luck in the Nether, where the lava is actually made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen throw dance parties.

    But don’t worry, our friendly community is always here to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of your pet rock or just want to prank your friends with a house full of exploding chickens.

    So come join the Candise G Thread Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Automation: No Bots Allowed!

    Crafty Automation: No Bots Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a handmade masterpiece in a world of automated garbage. We ain’t no robots runnin’ dis joint, we got real peeps makin’ sure u have da best time ever.

    Imagine dis, u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can talk and chickens can dance. U buildin’ a castle made of diamonds while ridin’ a unicorn. And guess what? The unicorns poop out rainbow blocks for u to use in your buildin’ adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. Creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakin’ it down, and skeletons showin’ off their sick dance moves.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server, where the only thing automated is the fun. Join us and be part of a community where handmade is the only way to play. Let’s get crafty, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP