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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1612 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2405 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?
Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!
So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!