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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3793 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 1598 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!