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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1096 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
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