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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	167	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

Infinity Blades Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Please Don’t Hate!!! – I will be adding lots of features over time and COOL EVENTS WITH ME!!!!!! (Gage Craven) NOTE: This is NOT a 2b2t Server! 2b2t clients will be banned. Sorry. Right Now – We have too MANY mods, So have FUN!! We are on Java. We are also on Bedrock and Console without any mods – yet.

infinitybladesurvival.serveminecraft.net

Mix-Servers – industrial server for Minecraft

Antispam, fp help, Jobs, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crops Grown:	9420	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

The owner of the server “Mix-Servers – industrial” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

DiameterCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

DiameterCraft is a survival faction server with a friendly community that strives to be the very best. We have ranks, landclaiming, mcmmo and much more. Come join us now!

134.195.42.200

Oholcraft

Adventure, Multiplayer Survival, PvP, PvP Survival, Roleplay

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Emeralds Found:	7129	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

A Minecraft server inspired by Jason Rohrer’s “One Hour One Life”Every minute in the real world, is just a year in the server’s timeline.You have about sixty years -sixty minutes- to live a full life. What will you do with it?You must work to improve your lineage’s chances of survival- or ensure it’s downfall.

178.33.208.218:25591

The CraftXp Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	622901
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

[*The CraftXp Network*] is a small Minecraft server that focuses on core elements of friendly SMP with light quest and exploration themes. We use plugins to highlight and enhance the vanilla-esque play style. __________________________________________________________________ Our Survival server features include, but are not limited to: ~Customizable Land Protection, ~Opt-in PVP, ~Server Economy, ~Player ranks, ~And more!! Our ranking system drives players to complete more of the Minecraft advancements, acting as an extra level of challenge for Minecraft veterans, and a guide for new players! (All ranks must be earned! – NO PAY TO WIN RANKS OR KITS) As you rank up in game, you will unlock more perks, such as: ~More Land Protection, ~More Homes, ~Kits, ~More Player Shops, ~Special Quests Access, ~And more! Bring on your friends, add members to your land protection, and work your way up to earn the coveted title of [HERO] as you build your own empire here on CraftXp! __________________________________________________________________ Our server has a developing Adventure hub world where we will be adding content for players to explore and enjoy in an adventure type play style. It is there we will also host events, provide access to quests, and special Realms. __________________________________________________________________ Test out your build ideas or just flex on other players with your building skills on our Creative super flat world! As players rank up, they will unlock more creative server plots to build on and protect! __________________________________________________________________ We also have a small Discord community (linked below). Link your discord account to your Minecraft account to get your in game rank reflected on Discord. We also have Discord-Minecraft chat, so players can chat while offline. Linked players can also utilize Discord proximity voice chat in game! __________________________________________________________________ Our Discord: “https://discord.gg/ZNRq2GQp”, Our YouTube Channel: “https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBRKJbgQzLmoTzGM2TEzI1w?”, Our Twitter: “@CraftXpNetwork”, Our Instagram: “@CraftXpNetwork”, Our Website: “https://www.CraftXp.Net”. Thank you, and we hope you enjoy your stay on The CraftXp Network! – CraftXp, Ival70, Otterer (The Devs)

Mine.CraftXp.Net

⭐ SAdT server Minecraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

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inmine.ru:19139

PTR MC

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	940430
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to PTR MC! We are a cracked server that uses a 1:500 earth map to make sure everyone has space to build. We use Slimefun, Movecraft, and Towny to create an enjoyable experience. Along with a nice community, user-friendly interface, and others, we hope you enjoy your time here at PTR MC!

Have any suggestions? We have elections for trusted members of the community, and we listen to user suggestions all the time! Tired of owners abusing their power? You won’t see that here. This server was founded on the principle of keeping the owner in check and preventing them from exercising tyranny on the majority.

Mad at P2Winners taking over your previous server? That won’t stand here. Here, we abide by the Minecraft EULA, and our server is 100% P2W free.

ptrmc.apexmc.co

Sunnbox

Arena Pvp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

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SunnBox.aternos.me:28005

SupremeGaming SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4245
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Votes:	4118	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Just a standard Vanilla SMP with some QOL plugins. We run a variety of other games besides Minecraft, so come check us out!

play.supremegaming.gg:30000

Xenolith – vanilla Minecraft server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Xenolith is a project where you can enjoy the game in the form in which it was intended by the developers, without donations affecting the gameplay.

Our project has 2 main divisions:• anarchy, where everything is allowed except cheats• survival without griefing on a private server with whitelist

Servers – classic survival. Let’s not lie, there are simple plugins on the servers, but they do not affect the original gameplay. With us you will not find commands such as /home, /kit start, /tp, /spawn and the like. Creepers and bosses can destroy buildings, endermen can steal blocks, and so on. You create all your movements around the world yourself. For example, the most convenient way to travel long distances is through hell, for this we have developed a special coordinate calculator on our website – http://xenolith.ru/p/calc.html

Regarding the private whitelist server:The server has strict rules regarding PvP, construction, and griefing. Any violator will be blocked, and the damage caused to players will be restored. For this purpose, logs of player actions are kept on the server.

mc.xenolith.ru