HandjobHavocCraft Minecraft Servers

HandjobHavocCraft Minecraft Servers

  • HandjobHavocCraft

    HandjobHavocCraft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2445
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6313 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be scrolling through is our epic list of reasons to join!

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, and suddenly your opponent starts giving you a handjob. But wait, there’s more! You look up and see them fingering themselves while still trying to take you down. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, they storm off in a fit of rage because you dared to check your phone.

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft mixed with real-life drama. Who needs a boring old relationship when you can have all the excitement right here? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrisonCraft2021

    PrisonCraft2021
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5218
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

    Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

    Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

    But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Buff Network

    Buff Network
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1945
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Zombie Dances: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlastDay

    BlastDay
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 826
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

    2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4187
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7219 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

    Java/IP 2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/IP mc.2b2tjp.com
    Bedrock/Port 20302
    Region Japan

    2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

    The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

    Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

    The choice is yours as to what you do.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
    Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players? No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
    Is there a limit to what I can build on the server? No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6286
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

    Apple Drone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7159
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9833 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 82 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GooglyMinecraftSMP

    GooglyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6538
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9299 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Alien Abductions: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCIARecruit2021

    CreeperCIARecruit2021
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 9632
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Ores Mined: 2816 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

    Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 3930
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9696

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedstoneRumble

    RedstoneRumble
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3529
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dimension Hops: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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