HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6276
Animals Bred:	165	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Chimeras Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	4345

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

accessibility issues, adjacent street, chipseal work, city regulations, city work, closed off street, deny, elderly driver, following orders, handicapped parking tag, handicapped woman, handicraft, health concerns, job responsibilities, Legalities, lol, Public Safety, son assistance, street, street closure, street closure protocol, street maintenance, supervisor instructions, truck presence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

NoLifeCraft

Digital Detox, digital distraction, digital overload, internet, internet addiction, internet consumption, internet culture, internet habits, NoLifeCraft, online addiction, online behavior, online culture, online habits, screen addiction, screen time, social media addiction, social media obsession, social media usage, Technology, technology addiction, Time management

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR TURN INTO A FLYING PIG. WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID NINJAS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE WORLD. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE, JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE BLOCKS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter

achievement, Achievements, Communication, Failure, Femininity, Gender Roles, Intimacy, matter, Men, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Perception, PRESSURE, Psychology, relationships, sensitivity, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, traditional expectations, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	124362
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna feel like a total boss babe. like, when you join, you automatically level up your femininity game by a million percent. it’s like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on becoming the ultimate queen bee of Minecraft.

on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.

so like, if you wanna be the baddest babe in all of Minecraft, you gotta join this server. it’s like, the ultimate test of your femininity and power. plus, the community is super supportive and will cheer you on every step of the way. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate queen of Minecraft!

Harmony Falls Server: Where you can hear your friends scream as the creepers sneak up on them! 1.20+ Java

Boss, Build Competitions, Clans, CREEPERS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, Friends, GLADIATOR, Harmony, Hear, Hide and seek, java, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Pets, PvP, Quests, RPG, scream, Server, Skills, smp, sneak, Tournaments, Towny, voice chat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	748	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! (Optional)
Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade, or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP: Engage in battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is optional.
Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses added regularly.
Pets: Venture with companions like bears, griffins, or dragons!
RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests.
Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions.

Join our Discord community to get started and meet fellow players!

See our new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon!

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your epic adventure!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

1. How do I join Harmony Falls?

To join Harmony Falls, simply enter the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world in your Minecraft client.

2. Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls. You can toggle PvP on or off as you wish.

3. Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions regularly for players to participate in and win prizes.

4. Can I create my own town on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls offers Towny for players to create their own towns or clans and establish relationships with other clans.

5. What RPG elements are available on Harmony Falls?

Players can level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests with RPG elements like MCMMO (limited skills at the moment).

6. How can I communicate with other players on Harmony Falls?

Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat for proximity voice communication with other nearby players (optional).

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

Board, bullshit, CraftyLog, damn, entire, funny, grow up, I, listen up, logfag, meds, Minecraft, Need, Never, not funny, Poop, Server, Spam, speak, speak for, taking, tired, will be

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

SMP_ProgrammingProblems Minecraft SMP

bugs, coding, coding challenges, coding difficulties, coding errors, computer science, debugging, errors, Frustration, Minecraft, programming, programming annoyances, programming frustrations, programming issues, programming obstacles, programming problems, smp, SMP_ProgrammingProblems, software bugs, Software Development, software glitches, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of getting stuck in code loops and debugging for hours on end? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only coding you’ll be doing is crafting your way to victory!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky programming problems. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of mischievous chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hunt that will lead you to a hidden chest filled with enchanted loot and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are afraid of kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those coding woes behind! Who needs debugging when you can be digging for diamonds and dodging exploding sheep?

HappyCraft SMP: Laughter is the Best Medicine

coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, gratitude practice, HappyCraft, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, Laughter, Medicine, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, smp, social connection, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons at every turn? Do you long for the camaraderie of fellow blockheads who understand your obsession with building pixelated castles and farming virtual crops?

Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to with your new blocky buddies?

Nope, Creeper Country!

Country, creeper, dangerous country, dangerous destinations, dangerous places, dangerous regions, dangerous travel, high-risk countries, nope, risky destinations, risky travel, travel advisories, travel bans, travel caution, travel danger, travel restrictions, travel risk, travel safety, travel security, travel warnings, unsafe countries, unsafe destinations, unsafe regions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Runes Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	818697
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Tired of dodging creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the safest place to be! We have a team of expert moderators who will protect you from any potential dangers, including those pesky Endermen trying to steal your blocks.

Join us and explore our custom-built world, complete with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any hostile mobs that come your way.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can meet alternate versions of yourself and team up to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who knows, you might even find a rare pet dragon to ride into battle!

So forget about dangerous countries in the real world, come join us in our safe and thrilling Minecraft server where the only danger you’ll face is running out of snacks while you build your epic castle.

CraftyPlaceboFun

anxiety management, anxiety reduction, Cognitive science, CraftyPlaceboFun, depression management, depression reduction, health, medical study, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, placebo effect, placebo research, placebos, Psychology, research, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief, study, wellness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where placebos are the key to success! forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, all you need is a good ol’ placebo to reduce stress, anxiety, and depression! even if you know they’re fake, they still work like magic!

our players have reported feeling happier, calmer, and more relaxed after just a few minutes of taking their daily placebo pill. plus, the placebo effect is so strong on our server that you’ll start believing you actually have superpowers! fly like superman, shoot fireballs like a dragon, and even turn invisible like a ninja!

so why wait? join our placebo-powered minecraft server today and experience the ultimate in mind-bending, reality-warping fun! just remember, it’s all in your head…or is it?

Really United Lands: 1.20.2 Edition – Because who needs square brackets or curly braces in a server title anyway?

1.20.2, balance, Battles, braces, Brackets, Combat, cosmetic, Curly, Earth, Economy, Edition, Fairness, Gear, Immersive, Lands, Map, marketplace, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Skills, smp, Square, Title, Towns, Trailer, United, War, Wars

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1200
Farms Harvested:	559	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to United Lands

A unique Towny-based Earth SMP experience with immersive features:

Video Trailer	Watch here
Explore the World	1:500 Earth-based map, nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs
Gameplay	Town building, land claiming, immersive RP, custom items
Progression	7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, player upgrades
Thriving Economy	Player-driven marketplace, currency for upgrades and upkeep
Non-P2W Environment	All store items cosmetic, fair and balanced gameplay
Epic Wars & Combat	Unique warring system for towns and nations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to IP┋red.unitedlands.org

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org

Q: Can I view the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: United Lands is against pay-to-win schemes, all store items are cosmetic only.

Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

A: You can immerse yourself in the warring system by joining towns and nations for thrilling battles.

Japan’s WTF Minecraft Server

cross-cultural communication, cross-cultural understanding., Cultural awareness, cultural communication, cultural confusion, cultural context, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural interpretation, cultural misunderstanding, cultural norms, cultural perspective, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, cultural translation, Interpretation, Japan, Japanese culture, Japans, language barrier, Minecraft, Server, WTF

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	564	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity.

Join us and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant maze where you can get lost for days, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (just don’t ask for anything too crazy)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

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