Handicraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

mistake, building, carpark, Marking, handicraft

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

handicraft, street, handicapped woman, lol, street closure protocol

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, novel, blocktopia, No. 199085706

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance routine!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, talking sheep that tell jokes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and why would you? We have unlimited cake!).

So come on down and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

QuestionFire Minecraft Server

Minecraft, workplace etiquette, inappropriate questions, customer confrontation, QuestionFire

Are you tired of being interrupted while trying to speak? Join our Minecraft server where interruptions are not allowed! We promise that no one will cut you off, not once, not twice, but thrice! Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of letting others speak. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to short blonde haircuts – because why not? Join now and experience a world where you can finally say what you want without being interrupted!

4LifetimesIn1Sec

global awareness, societal impact, passing time, 4LifetimesIn1Sec, human existence

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!

NoviCraftSmp

Cross-Play, Survival

Novicraft SMP is a Minecraft server with custom structures and biomes. This server also offers cosmetics such as Dracula, Sakura, Oni, and Dragonstone sets. Its a fun server that players will enjoy, with no lag and a different experience from regular SMPs. You can also participate in various events within the server. Novi SMP is a crossplay/cracked server, meaning its playable with both Bedrock and Java editions.

145.40.117.183:19138

ZynnCraft || Vanilla+ || Factions ||

no currency, Faction Pvp, ZynnCraft, Vanilla, TNT explosions

Welcome to the ZynnCraft Minecraft Server!

Server OverviewWelcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.

Key Features

True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.

TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.

players

Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.

No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

51.161.118.216:25652

Caledonian SMP: Where the 18+ community gets vanilla with a side of Simple Voice Chat action! 🎮

collaboration, Caledonian, smp, Events, Side

Caledonian SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Caledonian SMP

We’re a small server that started last week for the 1.21 update and are looking to add some new faces to our group. We are a mostly vanilla SMP featuring a few datapacks as well as Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, and Dynmap to enhance the experience and encourage collaboration within the community. Additionally we will be running server events and contests with custom trophies rewarded to winners and participants! To see a more in-depth list of server features join our discord!

Rules:

Rule	Description
1	Be a good person. Respect other people and use common sense.
2	No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items.
3	No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed.
4	No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not.
5	Must be 18 or older to join the server.

If any of this sounds interesting to you, join our discord and apply!

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the application instructions provided.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you are free to build as you please.

Q: Are there regular server events?

A: Yes, we will be running server events and contests with custom trophies as rewards.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Certain mods like optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed, but cheats and hacks are not permitted.

TurkishKinoCraft Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any Turkish kinos? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Turkish kino needs! Join us for epic adventures, crazy plot twists, and of course, plenty of Turkish kino screenings to keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even become the Sultan of Turkish kinos in no time!

BronnyCraft Minecraft Server

online entertainment, BronnyCraft, digital avatar, Technology, bronny james

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Bronny James of vtubing! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that is as legendary as Bronny James himself?

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while being cheered on by a virtual basketball superstar. Imagine Bronny James himself guiding you through the virtual world, giving you tips on how to dominate the competition and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who are always ready to party. Join them in their wild adventures and unlock hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Bronny James himself doing a victory dance in the virtual streets.