Handicraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

Restaurant, Support, carpark, building, unmarked

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

handicapped woman, handicraft, deny, following orders, street maintenance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

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PunchCraft Minecraft Server

Manga, manga retcon, CHAPTERS, Minecraft, murata

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never change? Well, join our server where we constantly retcon the last 8 chapters of OPM just for fun! Who needs continuity when you can have chaos? Plus, our admin is like the Murata of Minecraft – always keeping things interesting with unexpected twists and turns. Join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

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BlockyHub Minecraft Server

explicit content, adult material, BlockyHub, NSFW, adult videos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.

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ChokeCraft Minecraft Server

choking on vomit, choking on object, choking hazards for toddlers, Server, choking first aid

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and witness the epic battles between the chicken army and the evil sheep gang. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with farm animals.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Yeah, it’s lit.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, where the only rule is to have fun and “choke on it”!

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Semi-Chaos Minecraft SMP – Full of mild rebellions and lukewarm chaos!

Mild, semi anarchy, server ip, Intel i7 10700F, fly commands

Minecraft Semi-Anarchy Server Overview

Server Type Semi-Anarchy

Supported Versions 1.20.4

Server IP dating-guam.gl.joinmc.link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I have a cracked version of Minecraft?

Yes, this server supports cracked versions of Minecraft.

2. Are there any specific rules on this server?

While it is a semi-anarchy server, some rules still apply. You are allowed to X-Ray, grief, and use fly commands as long as it doesn’t lag the server. If any issues arise, an AntiCheat may be implemented.

3. How can I request plugin installations?

You can leave your plugin requests on the Discord server. The server owner will review the requests and install the requested plugins.

4. What should I do if I encounter maintenance issues or can’t join the server?

If you encounter any maintenance issues or have trouble joining the server, report it on the Discord server. The server owner will respond within 3-4 hours and address the problems promptly.

5. Is the server always online?

Due to the server being located in Indonesia, it may not be running 24/7. Check the Discord server for updates on when the server will be online or offline.

6. What are the server specifications?

CPU Intel i7 10700F

GPU Integrated Graphics

RAM 16.0 GB RAM (8.0 GB RAM allocated to the server)

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Thumbnail Face Minecraft Server

social media, Marketing, thumbnail, Consistency, facial expressions

Tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s faces look like they just smelled something funky? Join our server and break free from the monotony! Our players have the ability to change their facial expressions at the click of a button, so you’ll never have to see the same old face again. Plus, rumor has it that the reason she keeps making the same face in her thumbnails is because she’s secretly a shape-shifting alien trying to blend in with us humans. Join our server and uncover the truth behind this mysterious YouTuber’s repetitive expressions!

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Hats Off Minecraft Server

Little Hats, Jewish Headwear, Symbolism, Server, MIDDLE EAST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hat-wearing extravaganza! Join us and discover the hidden secrets behind the little Jewish hats and why other Middle East religions are jumping on the funny hat bandwagon.

Rumor has it that these hats are actually magical and give you special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Wear the hat. Want to summon a herd of pigs to do your bidding? Wear the hat. Want to turn your enemy into a block of cheese? You guessed it, wear the hat!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Hat Wars, where players battle it out in epic hat-themed battles to claim the title of Hat King or Queen. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate hat-wearing warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the mysteries of the little Jewish hats and beyond. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Hat’s off to you for joining the craziest Minecraft server around!

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AresMine Minecraft server

Minecraft, Gaming, multiplayer, Server Community, Adventure

we are waiting for you on our server

galaxy.minecraft.rent:25617

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NZNetwork Minecraft – Online for more than 13 years.

Server, bedrock, Crossplaysmp, Survival, global players.

NZnetwork Minecraft

We are now open GLOBALLY to all players around the world! – All you old players who have moved overseas can now join with no VPN!

Come join one of the worlds longest running Minecraft servers (Since 2010!)

Low Ping for NZ/AUS Players ✔

–> Some screenshots on this server advertisement are built by the user twitter.com/kimandjax <-- –> Come watch Kim do some epic builds on https://www.twitch.tv/kimandjax it’s well worth it! <-- The most important information. The connection info! Use either one of these:✔ minecraft.nznetwork.co.nz✔ nzminecraft.com

Come join our Discord, it’s like the heart of our community✔ discord.gg/sw4GZvW

Nznetwork runs on a fully dedicated system running a bungeecord network meaning we can run multiple servers without having issues such as low TPS or crowding.

World Edit Creative worldFreebuild/creativeSurvival (Friendly survival)Hardcore Survival

*On the Hardcore Server:One old world, for the older playersOne fresh world, for 1.15.2+ terrain generation with a nether and end that will be reset after each major game version update

The community on NZnetwork’s minecraft servers is one which has been known to spend hours on a Friday night building together or just getting upto general mischief by building the most random structures you could imagine.

We aim to provide near 100% uptime, because an offline server just plain old sucks.

To limit the risk of griefing and trouble makers, we run rollback and logging software and only allow players who have built a creation to access creative mode freely on our creative servers. This system has proven itself very stable as people who have wanted to destroy others builds don’t hang around and any that do slip through can do limited damage in survival mode. We can always roll back any damage they do anyway!

A little history about NZnetwork:We are one of the oldest running Minecraft servers in New Zealand and have been online since 2010.Over 5000 players have joined this server since it’s initial release in 2010 (These players were only from New Zealand as the server was originally IP locked to New Zealand players only)

minecraft.nznetwork.co.nz

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Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Supported Versions	1.20.4
Server IP	dating-guam.gl.joinmc.link

CPU	Intel i7 10700F
GPU	Integrated Graphics
RAM	16.0 GB RAM (8.0 GB RAM allocated to the server)

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Minecraft Semi-Anarchy Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I have a cracked version of Minecraft?

2. Are there any specific rules on this server?

3. How can I request plugin installations?

4. What should I do if I encounter maintenance issues or can’t join the server?

5. Is the server always online?

6. What are the server specifications?